My boss already laid claim to the best one I’ve ever heard–Nighttrain Calhoun. I will one-up him. I will move more with superior tau.
Bring it on.
Rhett Dream–I always wanted that as my porno name. It hasn’t happened yet, so the name is yours.
SSG Schwartz
Not exactly what you’re asking for, but my general rule of thumb when I need a fake name for privacy’s sake is to take a low-key politician’s name and tweak a couple of letters. For example, Julian Carson, or Fred Stevens, John Kyle, Karl Levine, David Ritter, etc.
I’m pretty much finished with Crandall Spondular, if you want it.
How about Elvis Earp?
Do the porn name thing. Your first name is the name of your first pet. Your surname is the name of the first street you lived on.
My first pet was a cat called Cleo. I’m a man. It just wouldn’t work.
If I did that my name would be Stubby Weems. I’m not getting a real porn vibe off of that name (I have girl bits).
Sunset Kelly McGee.
You’re welcome.
My pr0n name, Rasha Soundview, makes no sense at all.
My favourite ones, from “The Day Today”, are Collaterly Sisters and Remedy Malahide.
'im indoors told me he’s only just started watching the “News at Ten” because they’ve got a reporter called Nina Nannaar.
I suggest Shas’O Vior’la Shovah Kais Mont’yr
Cleophus, then.
Cleophus Foote
Arch Stanton
Sylvester Newel
But really, I don’t think you’ll be able to do much better than Crandall Spondular.
Wyatt Macreedy.
Daffodil Muldoon
Torsten Meanboy
Nebuchadnezzar Epps
Joshua Sunbeam
Reckless Johnson
Dan Poot
There is only one fake name worth having:
Oscar VonBeaufort.
Use him wisely… use him in peace.
[OT]Soundview? Are you from Southold?[/OT]
I always liked Tressler Christ as an option.
Mina 15[sup]th[/sup] Avenue? I don’t think so.
However, if I move up the timeline a bit, I get: Saxon Kershaw.
Oh, yeah.
Mohinder.
Just one name.
What about Snake Cash?