Mine’s not sexy enough, so I’m going instead with the formula I’ve always heard: your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on. We got both a cat and a dog at the same time when I was little, and so this makes me either Taffy Victoria or Lady Victoria, either of which I like just fine.
My fiance doesn’t like this method much though, as it makes him Charlie Brown.
Using the petname/street method, I get Stripey 26th Avenue. Blah
I decided long ago that my online handle is my stripper/pornstar name: Tremor Violet. (Tremorviolet, BTW, was the title of a really bad 70’s eathquake disaster novel…)
The usual formulas never produced very good sex worker names for me, but one day the perfect name came to me in a flash as I was walking down the sidewalk – “Dixie Delta”! I realized much later that this is probably a combination of the names of Designing Women stars Dixie Carter and Delta Burke. My subconscious is weird.
Anyway, I think it’s a good name, especially for a stripper It’s an alliteration, it’s vaguely suggestive (hey boys, check out my “delta region”), and it lends itself easily to an entire persona. I’m imagining a sequinned Confederate flag bikini as a costume, “Sweet Home Alabama” as background music…you’d be sure to clean up on tips with that act!
No middle name so I would just be Bellot. Like Cher.
If we do the pet’s name, I am Pinto Bellot. A bit too masculine for me.
We did this for my friend’s daughter, and using the pet/street name, she would be Blondie Raccoon Valley. So far, that’s my favorite.
Ok, little briefing, my dad called his brother “bubba” because when he was little he couldn’t say “brother”. So when I got a dog at 4, I decided he would be like having a brother, I guess, so I called him “bubba”. :rolleyes:
pet name/street name = bubba sprague, bubba kentucky or bubba golfview
middle name/street name = lynn sprague, lynn kentucky or lynn golfview
Not looking good…(considering I’m female and calling me “bubba” would be so wrong!).
How about “Juana Phuck”? A hispanic-thai combo (of which I’m neither) - lol!
“Stripey 26th Avenue” cracks me up - - but Tremor Violet is GREAT!!
(giving my best Homer Simpson impersonation) “woo hoo!! porn!!”