What's your Porn Star Name?

Mine would be Steve Rivers.

A Quick Guide: Your middle name becomes your first name, and the name of the street you grew up on becomes your last name.

Alternatively: If the standard formula doesn’t produce a sexy enough handle, feel free to improvise.

~Winston Smith, aka Steve Rivers

Mine is Nicolas Majestic.

Hey, I kind of like that!

Mine’s not sexy enough, so I’m going instead with the formula I’ve always heard: your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on. We got both a cat and a dog at the same time when I was little, and so this makes me either Taffy Victoria or Lady Victoria, either of which I like just fine.

My fiance doesn’t like this method much though, as it makes him Charlie Brown.

Using the petname and street: Pookie Ellis.

Middle name and street: Joan Scarsdale. Not terribly sexy.

Pet names and street: Phoebe Scarsdale; Midnight Scarsdale (I sort of like that one!); Auggie Scarsdale.

Lets see…

Middle name and street: John Electric (kinda bland)

Pet name and street: Ziggy Electric, which sounds more like a band name.

… or you could try the: name of your first pet and Mother’s maiden name - which gives me… Blackie Hawkes

I never heard the Pet Name variation, but I gotta say, Taffy Victoria or Lady Victoria have got my vote for sexiest so far.

Using the petname/street method, I get Stripey 26th Avenue. Blah :slight_smile:

I decided long ago that my online handle is my stripper/pornstar name: Tremor Violet. (Tremorviolet, BTW, was the title of a really bad 70’s eathquake disaster novel…)

HMMM,
middle name and street

Dawn Wilson
pet and street
Kitkat Wilson
pet and mothers maiden name

Kitkat Montgomery.

I think I better stay out of the porn industry.

The usual formulas never produced very good sex worker names for me, but one day the perfect name came to me in a flash as I was walking down the sidewalk – “Dixie Delta”! I realized much later that this is probably a combination of the names of Designing Women stars Dixie Carter and Delta Burke. My subconscious is weird.

Anyway, I think it’s a good name, especially for a stripper It’s an alliteration, it’s vaguely suggestive (hey boys, check out my “delta region”), and it lends itself easily to an entire persona. I’m imagining a sequinned Confederate flag bikini as a costume, “Sweet Home Alabama” as background music…you’d be sure to clean up on tips with that act!

Patrick Prospect.

I have always liked that for some reason…

middle name and street= Kate Cedar

pet and street= Scooter Cedar

I like Kate Cedar better :slight_smile:

No middle name so I would just be Bellot. Like Cher.

If we do the pet’s name, I am Pinto Bellot. A bit too masculine for me.
We did this for my friend’s daughter, and using the pet/street name, she would be Blondie Raccoon Valley. So far, that’s my favorite.

John Bates or Casey Bates, but you can call me master. :slight_smile:

“Attila Pembridge” is pretty stupid.

Therefore, I’m improvising with “Rick Dickson.”

… ‘Bingo Niagara’ sounds more like a children’s show host than a porn name. I’ll just stick with ‘Arr’. It’s pretty all-purpose.

Michael Longspur.

or

Ruff Longspur.

Couldn’t make that stuff up if you tried…

Ok, little briefing, my dad called his brother “bubba” because when he was little he couldn’t say “brother”. So when I got a dog at 4, I decided he would be like having a brother, I guess, so I called him “bubba”. :rolleyes:

pet name/street name = bubba sprague, bubba kentucky or bubba golfview

middle name/street name = lynn sprague, lynn kentucky or lynn golfview

Not looking good…(considering I’m female and calling me “bubba” would be so wrong!).

How about “Juana Phuck”? A hispanic-thai combo (of which I’m neither) - lol! :smiley:

“Stripey 26th Avenue” cracks me up - - but Tremor Violet is GREAT!!

(giving my best Homer Simpson impersonation) “woo hoo!! porn!!” :smiley:

Using the OP’s formula: BO-ring! Rachel Hinman.

I always heard the pet name + street formula, in which case: Butterscotch Hinman. Bizarre, but a bit better.

Pet plus mother’s maiden name? Butterscotch Ruttenberg. Truly surreal.