Last season on “ER”, there was a bit about how to determine your porn star name. There were a couple of variations, but the one I remember was this: you take the name of your first pet, and add the name of the first street you lived on.
I came up with “Ginger San Felipe”, which would suggest I would have to be a trans-gender porn star.
What names do you guys come up with, and are there other variations on the formula?
TT
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Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide
Boy,thats weird. Mine would have to be Fuzzy Kenwood!Actually I think Holly Blolightly would be a funny one! 
Pick your neighbors nose-Lenny Bruce.
Peaches Oakmont here, at your service.
“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”
JoJo Buckhead
I thought that formula was to figure out your name as a drag queen.
Cessandra
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Hey, that’s not a bad one! Using the other method - middle name, street you live on now - I’d be Catherine Pine, which isn’t bad either.
Hmm…
lovelee
WILLY CAROLYN
a little obscene, isnt it?
The one I read a couple years ago said take your middle name and the street you grew up on. John Gumwood, at your service.
There were some other good ones among my friends, John Burnham, Ann Van Dorn, Terence Knox.
Ignore the people who tell you they grew up on 48th Street.
Don’t you end up with a lot of Michael Elms and Mary Mains?
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Shane Howard
or Petey Madison
Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.
I’d be Colonel Cobb.
Shuck you!
I dont use a formula at all…
Rob D. Cradle
8^)
Lucky Overhill
Yer pal,
Satan
Candle Redfox
or
Spot Oak
or
Bob Kensington
Take your pick.
"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company
Happy Pennsylvania
or
Meatball Catalina
Souvenieeeeers, nov-elties, par-ty tricks
You had a pet named Bob? That’s such a … human name. My first cat was Midnight, but the street was just a number. Boo hoo.
Your male porn star name could be the name of your high school mascot followed by the last name of one of your favorite actors. Like, if you went to Harvard and your favorite actor was William Hurt, you would be Crimson Hurt. But that’s a bad example.
You can call me Eagle Keitel.
I’m Pasha Chanel.
And since Pasha’s Turkish for “king,” I’d need to switch genders…
Dixie Westfield. Good porn name, but wrong gender for me.
Well, as I said in
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I prefer the “middle name, street you live on now” version…
That makes me Christopher Shady.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.