danceswithcats’s “Pimp Name” thread reminded me of this game I used to play as a teenager with my friends (or anyone else we could find 
)
Take the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you lived on to determine what your “porn star name” would be.
Mine is: Fluffy Calmcrest 
Puff Bonanza
That doesn’t sound so much porn as bad B western.
Baby Forrest (sic)
Nope, wouldn’t make it in the porn industry.
I’ll stick to pimpin’.
Ghetto Fabulous H. Skillz - over and out
Ginger North.
Hmmmm, … very close to the handle of a well-known SDMB poster.
the royal family of Monaco may not care for my porn name using this formula…
it would be:
King Rainier
Snickers Fowler
or
Kareem Fowler.
I think I prefer Snickers.
Uh…I think I did it wrong…
Kitty 118th Ave
:rolleyes:
Mine is ‘Bonnie Westville’, I think it sounds more like a drag queen name to me.
“Rusty Rodgers” here. Haven’t decided if I’m an over-the-hill pole dancer, or just one that’s reddish-brown in/on the appropriate areas.
Dixon Essex
Sounds more like the pimp side of the business, though
Snuffy Phillips.
More of a clown or Vaudvilian than a porn star.
Booboo Tanang
Sounds like a female pornstar. With x-large funbags.
Uh-oh.
Bailey Bailey (?)
If I go by the criterion of the OP my name would be, “Kermit Radcliff”.
If I go by the name of my 2nd pet, it would be, “Dax Radcliff”.
I think I’d do better using name #2.
Ginger Croxall.
Princess Catherine. That’s awfully innocuous.
I like my pimp name better: Snake Eyes L. Dazzle.
Elmo Cooley. That ain’t half bad, actually.
Todd Vine
Charlie Success. Hmmm… I kinda like it.
Peanuts H.
It seems lacking in some essential porn zing and the dazzle of a pimp moniker. I do look good in a fedora, however, so perhaps there is some hope for me in the pimp business after all.