Got you to look!
Come one! Play my porn star name game for the first
time since 6th grade!
Combine name of a present or past pet with your Mom’s
maiden name.
I’m “Bailey Love” !
What’s yours?
I dunno, somehow Igor Jamieson just doesn’t say “Sex Machine” to me.
Spud Ward just doesn’t seem to scream Fuck Machine to me either…
With a name like Duke Wiesen, I don’t think I would be getting laid much…
Spud Ward? hee hee
I beg to differ!
Maybe a few minor changes?..
hmm…hmmm…busy rearranging…hmmm…
Voila!
Stud Wand!
Bo Jangles Hoschke doesn’t really have the Sexpot ring to it that I was looking for.
Mine is Mark Curry, do any women out there find him sexy? Wasn’t he the guy on Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper?
Mitsi Middleton.
Nope. Sounds more like a weathergirl or some such.
I would be Tinky Munch. There are certain connotations, but I don’t know if I would earn much of a living in the adult entertainment industry with such a name.
Luna Goldstein? I sound more like a jewish hippy!
How about Miles Long? I always liked that one.
Sorry, Ugly Upton doesn’t exactly exude sensuality either… :rolleyes:
Sunshine Henry?
Uhh, I’m a guy.
“Misty Cooper”
Now we’re getting somewhere. Although the fact that I’m a guy might cause some confusion.
Yeah, I think I’d be embarassed by “Kitten Langwell” on the marquee.
“Spotty Berry”
Sounds like I’ve been around the block a few times.
The best is combining your pet’s name with the street you live on. I was “Tootsie 49”, which is kind of lame unless you wonder what happened to the other twenty, but my friend was “Misty Range”. Even he agreed that was the best porn name ever. (I have to admit, though, I like Tinky Munch.)
A slight hijack, but it’s a cool anecdote. I was living with my best friend since grade four they day he found out his pet name/street name formula meant he was “Misty Range”. Later in the day his sister called, so I shouted across the house to him, “Hey, it’s the other Misty Range!”
He didn’t hear the phone ring, so he shouted back, “Thought I told you to be more careful! We all have to use the bathroom, you know!”
Celine Bonnet.
How… French.
… I would be Spike Harrison. Now that is a cool porn name!
-Syko
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” - Ralph Wiggum
An earlier name game can be fould here, along with mouthbreather’s links to four more.
I just can’t take that seriously from a guy who calls himself ‘Anal Scurvy’.
And using the other formula I become ‘Kitten Charles Town Pike’. I don’t think that’s going to fly either.