How about Clit Eastwood or Vulvita for starters?
Quasi
I saw a Native American on C-SPAN once named Spike Bighorn. Seems like a perfect porn star name to me.
Miss Kitty Litter.
I actually know a Miss Kitty Litter. She hosts the drag brunch at the Intermezzo Cafe in Providence, RI.
I’ve always thought Don Johnson would be an interesting porn name. Sounds like the head of a Mafia porn ring.
I had… errr, taught a student one time, a girl, named BJ Cummings. I was very careful to keep a straight face.
Mr. Im2evil4u had a student named Nikki Busto.
She was, so to speak, VERY well endowed.
Tine E. Wood
A guy I worked with thought up this one:
Sid Duce.
Rod Long
Dick Long
Peter Long
Harry Johnson
Harry Peters
Tiny Johnson
Dick Gozinye
Buck Naked (actually, I stole this from Seinfeld)
Eric von Pumpaloaf
StickE Buns
Harry Hines
Velveeta Cheese
Corntny Cocks
Magic Johnson
Harry Balzac
Miles Long.
Isn’t BJ Cummings a lifeguard on Son of the Beach?
There actually was a female porn star by a similar name (Sid Deuce). I, uh, forget how I know that.
In Paul Schrader’s 1979 film Hardcore, a minor character is named “Big Dick Blaque”. Even though I barely remember the film, for some reason that name cracks me up every time I think about it.
I saw this on an e-mail doing the rounds a while back:
To get your pornstar name take:
- Your first pet’s name
- Your mother’s maiden name
and put them together.
For some reason the result often sounds like a pornstar name…
My pornstar name is Gripper O’Rourke…
“Does anyone else find it funny when I say the name Biggus Dickus?”
Should NPR newscaster Bob Edwards forsake journalism for a less honorable profession, he could just shift the second “b” in his name one space to the right
==> Bo Bedwards
THIS IS NO JOKE!!! THIS IS THE REAL THING!!!
That disclaimer being out of the way, I actually work with a girl named Sparkle Titsworth.
Sure, but where do you work?
Willy Fisterbottom
Ben Dover
I have actually heard of a woman named Fonda Cox, which would be an excellent porn name.