We’re talking old-school porn, here. Nowdays, it’s names like Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson, Nikki Nova, almost normal sounding names. No fun.
I find a better formula is First Name = childhood pet, Last Name = Street you grew up on (unless it’s a number.)
I’d be Ginger Kingsley, which sounds more like a modern porn name
Using your formula I’d be Butch Daisy. Aww yeah…
Myrtle Bel Aire?
Hummmm.
Frisky New England?
My wife always jokes about her (fictional) days as a stripper, when she went by either Peaches LaTour or Cupcakes Cassidy. I’m sure she got the names from somewhere, but I’m not sure where.
Harry Timbercrank
Growing up, one of my best friends was Matt Cox. Everytime someone would mention his mom’s name, my Dad would crack up. I never could figure it out. Then I got a little older. Her name was Dreama. No lie. Dreama Cox. You can’t blame her parents, how were they supposed to know who she was gonna marry, eh?
There is a British hardcore porn film-maker by this name.
Crystal Glaze
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Haywood Jablowmee
Dick N. Cider
a good pornstar name could be ;the combination of the person’s middle name and the street they live on { this doesn’t include numbered streets}
For example>
Fatima Canterbury
Michael Highpoint
Marie Harmony
Antonia Terry
Precilla Manhatten
ok…ok… maybe they are more like soap opera names than pronstars… my bad.
It would have to be a very specialized kind of porn, but…
My father once spoke at a school where the star basketball player was named Bernard Uran. He swears he heard an announcer say, “Bernie Uran is dribbling down the court.”
Phuc Minn
Dallas Dopers will love this one!
Using the pet/street formula, I’d be:
Chubby Grand Prix
Not one of your sexier monikers.
Heywood Jablomey
(say it out loud)
That’s my uncle’s name, man. He was a Marine in Nam, and for five years had “Long,Peter” on his orders, records, and footlocker.
Another uncle had the traditional middle name of Hardin. Wilbur Hardin Long.
Once again, I feel compelled to mention that the pet/street formula makes me Scabby Grubb. Again, “sexy” is not the word.
Ok. I guess Im the 1st to think of this.
Sophia Kinwet.
Its dumb but funny!
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My favorite “adult film” title is/was “Sex Trek 2: The Wrath of Bob.”
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Penis Van Lesbian
When he decided to leave pornography and go legit, he change his name to Dick Van Dyke
Even in staid 1820s New England, young Henry Wadsworth Longfellow must have heard snickers behind his back