If you were a pornstar, what name would you use? Mine would be…
Dick Brown
Big Red
Big Penis.
Nah, too obvious. I’m thinking something more subtle, like…
Holden McGroin
And here’s some FEMALE pornstar names, in the “Pussy Galore” tradition…
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Cherry Popping
Luscious Bush
Velvet Staynes
Chastity Locke
Gladys Swallows**
and the asian phenomena…
Mercy Mee
Jack Batty
From “Married With Children”
Rocky Mountains
“Who’s man enough to climb the Rockies?”
-Ashley
Here’s a nice name for muscular guys who do gay porn:
BROWNEYE BRONSON
what if you already have one?
broccoli!
She’s a REAL pornstar, called “Letha Weapons”!
Hugh Mungus.
~Anthony, Just a Random Scrub.
richman12!
stifferd
I always thought Rip Torn would be a great name for a gay porno actor.
Marc
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*Originally posted by MGibson *
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And don’t even get me started on Dick Van Dyke…
Symour Khunt
Clint Taurus
Ben Dover
Saxon Rampage
Slick Willy
I actually went to college with a girl whose last name was “Flesh”. Her full name sounded just like a porn stars. Unfortunately she wasn’t “that” kind of girl.
There’s already a guy called Ben Dover. He’s an english director, and looks a lot like Rod Steward.
Supple Peaks or Pussy Ivey
miles long
Anal McSex
Bigg McLargehuge