Hugh G. Rection
Rod Stiffler
Dick Richards (friend of mine in a band actually used that as an alias)
Someone did a thread some time ago about this, and what you did is to take the name of your childhood pet, and the street you grew up on, and that was your pornstar name.
Mine was Scamper Sunset, and I think it would do nicely.
In the unlikely event that I was ever interested in being a porn star, that is.
Like for instance, when PIGS FLY!
Scotti
Mike Oxbig here. Just waiting for my close-up.
It seems to me that we did something like this before, but that’s o.k. because I crack up every time I read it. I had one in the last thread like this and I’m keeping it.
Without further ado, appearing on the big screen, in Technicolor is:
Mugzie DelRio 
Goodfellatio.
Ronny Rection
Or more realistically:
Jack Knopf
Spanky Cleanpipes
Jimmy Thehat
Peter Johnson McSchlong
Hugh G. Cox
Flappy Longsack
Buster Lumpy
Cock Johnson III, Esq.
Harry Reams (I think this is a real pornstar, but I still like it)
Tina Taint
And I might add that Uniball would be a good one. 
Buster Highmen
???
Isn’t Rod Steward already a good name for a porn star?
Formerly known as Richard Von Lesbos----
Dick Anaconda
Lickety Split
Do they make comedic porn movies? If so, I present you…
Colonel Minnehaha!
What about ** Mike Hunt ** ??
Davey Crotchett
Ben Dover’s co-star:
Phil McAvity
Nah. Sounds handicapped.
Uniball-sounds like an obscene James Bond flick!
Using the “first pet’s name, mother’s maiden name” formula, my pornstar name is…
…wait for it…
Licorice Chambers.
Crabby McScratch
D. Rip Clap
War T. Knob
Herb P. Sore