I used the method mentioned twice earlier and came up with…
Muffin Fernwood
Sounds too debonair if you ask me. 
Dude, THUNDERball is even more porny!
Here’s a few…
Buster Hymens
Dick Spitz
The Cunning Linguist
Jimmy Hatrix
George W. Bush
AL Gore
Harry Longfellow
Wanda Lust
Cherry Nevermore
Chester Feely
Upton SlitzI don’t really mean to resurect an old thread but I heard a good one the other day.
Introducing Barry McKockener, a fine Irish actor who is a big hit with the ladies.
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Gotta be Doug Holes. If I use the pet and mother’s maiden name I end up with Sugar Morales.
If I do the pet name/street thing, I get Lucky Branch. Nah.
I dunno what MINE would be, but my favorite comedic porn characters (I haven’t written the stories yet, but I’m working on it) are outgoing bisexual city girl Kinki Lezbon, and Randy Farmhand - the cowboy who shows her true love. Oh, and in the Shakespearian one, of course there’s Fellatio. (“There are more things in heaven and earth, Fellatio, that can be inserted into your anus…”)
Go here for your very own pornstar name.
http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html
Wee Willy Throb here. Sadly, it’s rather appropriate.
AlbertHose
mpet’s name and mother’s maiden name…
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i’m Misha Mansbacher
it doesn’t get much better than that.
Randy Gaiman
Sofonda Peters
Gracie Lou Freebush anyone?
If I use the pet/street name formula the best one I come up with is: Ceasar Warner! Can’t really think of anything better at the moment. As an aside, I used to live on a road that would make a great last name for a female porn star: Mount Herman! (Though, I suppose I gay male could use it as well.)
That should be “Though, I suppose a gay male could use it as well.”
Sigh.
Kelsey Faulkner is my pet-street name. Hmmm…I like the ‘Kelsey’ part, but ‘Faulkner’ just sounds too intellectual. (All of the street names in my subdivision are after authors.)
Did anyone see Deep End of the Ocean where the social worker or something (played by Whoopi Goldberg) was named Candy Bliss?
As for my porn name, I gotta say I like FireUnderpantsBoobs. 
For an oriental guy, how about Wang Long?
Phil McCrackup
Peter Goesinya
Dick Trickle (oddly enough, there is a race car driver with this name)
How about mine: Rebel Van Horn?
I always thought that “DICK NIXON” had a nice ring to it .