Create your pornstar name!

Somebody on the radio gave the formula as your middle name and the street you grew up on, which would make me Myron Ohio – sounds more like a porn accountant than a porn star.

I’d much rather be Pelvis Wrestly

mine would be…
dun-dun-dun
…LuLu Davis

Using 1st pet’s name and street, I get:

Zeke Factory.

Which is so-so. But if Zeke hadn’t been my first dog, I would have “Farkle Factory” I don’t know if that’s better or worse.

And there is also a race car sponsored by Viagra.

In a perfect world, Dick Trickle would drive that Viagra car. There is no justice.