If I was a Porn star my name would be.............

I know that there was a thread on this, but today I was thinking about a famous character’s name that cracks me up (for some reason) and I invented a bastardized version of it to name myself if I ever decided to be in the XXX business…
NakedBod Crane

Can I change my user name from Crazy Grady to this?

I’d be Rod Magnus.

The classic combination of “First pet’s name and street you grew up on” wouldn’t work very well for me, as I’d be Popocatepetl 97th.

Luigi Longfellow

find it Pornalizer

I’d be

misstee

If I were to be in the porn business, I would want to tell my family so that they would steer clear of any vidoes that starred misstee. I would not want them to find out any other way.

I’m Nolan Nastee by the way. :slight_smile:

Bruce Ballslapper, according to Pornalizer anyway.

The more I think about being Mr. Ballslapper the better I like it. There’s a thread open right now about changing your name.
Uhhhh, I’ll be right back.

Harry Johnson at your service.

Slab Dashrock!

Miles O’Foreskin and Humpy McGee both came out of a porn discussion with my SO one day.

the pornalizer gave me: Sindee Sugarhole and Ricky Lovenuts.

I’ve heard that to make your porn name, your middle name becomes your first name and you pick the name of a street you’ve lived on.

That makes me Nick Majestic.

Leigh Fever

Rosie Bottom

The Pornalizer says… Larissa Lick and I like it. So, there!

Using the standard pet name/street formula I’m Kiki Amiron. The pornalizer says I’m Titty Toungelick.

I like Kiki better.

I would be Scamp Unamed Street, which sounds like Picaboo’s lost brother :smiley:

Going by the pet\street thing mine would be Whiskey Mechanic.

Pornalizer says Gina G-String. Bleah.

Do I have to have a last name? Can I just use my SDMB user name?

Rod O’Steele

Rip Hymen has long been one of my favorite porn stage names. But, since it’s already taken, I’ll be…
Boinky the Clown