If I was a Porn star my name would be.............

Bonnie Blew? From that link… oh boy. Funny how it knew that I enjoy… COUGH nevermind!

My pals and I had the Middle name/Street name porn name game. And I’d be:

Anne Wethersfield

With the pet/street, I’d be Baily Wethersfield. I’m liking Bonnie Blew more and more.

Using the “Middle name, street formula”

John Ironwood

Middle name/ street name formula=

Thomas Grandberry
Sounds like an octogenarian porn star…mmmmm, octogenarian porn

Yuk, Bad brain!!

The ** Overfiend.** :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Guy Powerhouse. Not bad if I say so my self.

Candy Cumms.

I was having a bad day, but I feel better already.

Daddy Lovebone at your service. The pet/street name version would be Lucky Van Buren.

Jimmy Jizzball, according to the site. But I prefer Big Dick Rambone.

Wasn’t the equation the name of your first pet + the street you lived on? If so, How does Rusty Rodgers grab ya’?

Jack Hammer.

Buck Naked

According to pornalizer I’m the rancher otherwise known as
Kevin Kinky…I dunno, its a tossup between that and Harry Ballsack

I’m sure everyone has a different system, but the way I originally heard this was:

Middle Name + Street Name = Soap Opera Name
Mine’s Lelah Rosemont, which I think works well.

First Pet + Mother’s Maiden Name = Porn Name
Fluffy Battisti for me, which has nice ring to it too.

The Pornalizer doesn’t seem to have the same personal touch. An anagram generator, however, will reveal that my name can be rearranged to spell “No Yank Hand Job.” Not a good alias, but might work as the title of my first, uhh, film.

And speaking of porn names, my younger sister goes to high school with a guy named Colt Leathers. Seriously. Wow. She claims he’s not a porn star. I figure it’s only a matter of time.

Well, if we are doing the pet plus street name thing I am
Snow Kitty Stanford.
I like it. It makes me sound studious and dirty at the same time.
Rowr!

Trey Swank

or

Trey Sheek

Pearlie Aurora
That pornolizer thing said, Tanya Thong… but I like the one I made up.

I don’t think the first pet + the street I live on thing works very well for me, seeing as I would be:

Marysusable Wolflog

Oh well, so much for that :stuck_out_tongue:

Pet+street = either Chester Sixth or Tommy Sixth. I’m too darn flat to be a CHESTer, but Tommy’s kinda cute.

We were messing around with our names on the booking board at my AM job, and I ended up with Anytime Annie! That could work!

The pet & street combo isn’t too flattering for me as it makes me sound like some kind of frontally-lobed challenged yet overworked fluffer or something. . .

Goofy Flatbush