If I use either of the formulas, I wind up with names that are either very, very Jewish - which I notice most porn and soap opera names aren’t - or have numbers in them. 
On the other hand, the first pet I ever owned, not counting the dog my parents had when I was born, was a fish named Inspector Gadget. That could work. 
The website says “Nikki Nutz.” I’m confused as to why it told a guy to go with Nikki.
Classic.
Intersting thread to break your cherry on with the sdmb. 
yours truly,
Woody Humpalot
am i know obligated to write ‘welcome to the boards’?
I went to an Army school where I knew this woman named Heather Lowell. Of course her name was quickly spoonerized to Leather Hole. She rather liked her nickname and got a giggle whenever we’d call to her from across a bar: “Hey, Leather!”
On second thought, I think I’d like to steal my name from a movie about pr0n: Orgazmo. I’d like to be known as Choada Boy. Though Jizz Master Zero has a nice ring to it as well.
And since jehovah68 didn’t do it…
Welcome to the boards, Fluffy Battisti (aka Cassis)!
I’d call myself C.O.Jones just to be subtle.
Bigdick Von Hugenstein
Guy Hung Lo
Raven Roxx!
Well, yes…yes she does!
Fanny Fantasy at your service
I can’t tell you how amused I am to report that my pet+street porn name is Irving Whipple. I know - I now have to hose the ladies down to keep 'em back. It’s been a burden throughout my life…
Flex Buffly!
Vendy Venus, according to the pornaliser. But going by my first pet’s name plus street name, I’m Tipsy Weston, which I think is much better.
Pornoliser: Another Nolan Nastee (ahem…) coming through.
Pet + Street: Freddy Caine.
If I use the pet/street format I’d be:
Tweedy Fremont
Hmmm? Not so good.
I think I’d be Kyle Driver
If for some reason I decided to be a gay porn star I’d want to be Hairy Mangrove
My pet/mothers maiden name (which is the way I always thought it worked) makes me:
Fluffy (k)Night
The pornaliser thing:
Tanita Tounge (I’m thinking that should read Tongue? Or am I just missing something really obvious?)
Hunk Meatman!
Paris Hilton
(ha hee)
Dick Rogers?
What?
Long John Silver.
Arrrrrggh.
My street name: Blackwood.
Tippy Carol
81 in Turkish…
Seksan Bir