Jeannie Deep Creek :eek:
Or the Pornalizer says Lolita Lovedoll.
Both work I’m thinking
wait
wait
here it comes…
The Ejackulator
The Pornalizer gives me Penny Passion
The pet/street combo gives me either Halloween Pacific or Weenie Pacific, depending on whether I go for the cat’s full name or his nickname.
Bow before the awesome might of the one…
The ONLY…
Clive Cockster!!
walks up to Misstee
How you doin???
Sanscour
Pornalizer gives me Nikky Foxhole.
pet name + street = Butterscotch Pawnee.
Vivian Vamp
Much more exciting than my real name. Hmmm…
Damond Drillbit…?
Pet’s name - street: Misty Marion
I suppose that could work, except that I’m not a woman. I guess I’m limited to chicks-with-dicks type stuff.
Pornalizer gives me “Danny Doggy”. What the hell is that?
Pet name + street = Kermit Pine
I don’t think so.
I much prefer the name given to me by some friends of mine when they heard that Mrs. D and I were having child #4:
“Joe the Empregnator”
It sounds so much more grand.
Pet name plus street =
Snuffy Washington.
I prefer the one I found on the shipping dock at work. Henceforth, I wish to be addressed as…
Max Load
pet/street: Sarah Carniel
middle name/street: Wilder Carniel
but my favorite has been one that my friends came up with long ago…
Kiki DuNord
It just works…
Unbelievable!
Rod Rapture
Dick O’Delight
Another Ricky Lovenuts checking in. Though I rather prefer, Dick Long. Or even, Hugh Johnson. But that’s just me.
The pet/street method would work great if I were female: Kina Summer.
Middle name / street: Charles Summer. Hmm… better.
Middle name / first car: Charles Festiva. I like it.
The Pornalizer has dubbed me Jake Jizzpump. Nahhh.
My choice: Jack Redbone
Carl Cumsalot
Hugh Mongoose
and the pet/street name = Ranger Idlewild (which I kind of like)
Since a wether is a castrated male sheep or goat, Homer Hardon (that’s me) would assuredly be leery of working with someone named Wethersfield. Using the middle name-street name options, I’d be either Lawrence Warwick (sounds like a tweedy Oxbridge boffin), Lawrence Hunter (good “meat and potatoes” American name), or Lawrence Columbia (as if I were a recent immigrant who saw a “10 CD’s for a penny” Columbia House ad and decided to change my six-consonant, one-vowel surname to something my new countrymen could easily pronounce). Never had a pet, so that avenue’s closed to me.
This tune would be a natural theme for Bonnie Blew’s films, and imagine the liberties a wordsmith could take with the lyrics! Hurrah, hurrah, she truly is the best! Hurrah for the Bonnie Blew chick who bares a single breast!
Tommy Scott Wood
(My actual last name is Wood…)
(Long running joke that I wish to change my middle name to Scott[If you don’t get it your about as think as kelso from that 70s show and the real jessica simpson])
(And my middle name is a lot cooler)