If I was a Porn star my name would be.............

Middle Name + Street Name = Carol Hazelhurst

First pet + first car = Tybalt Omega. Fear me, for I will kill James Bond and destroy Metropolis with my electro-ray.

Middle name + street name: Faith Fairview.

First pet + mother’s maiden name: Mitzi Biehl (only appropriate for rough German porn, I think).

Wally Ridgewood

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I’m Linda Hotlick.

My husband though would be Major Meatbone. Hee.

Sex with Virgins Porn Name - Poppin’ Fresh

S&M Porn Name - Ruffn’ Ready

Fetish Porn Name - King Colonic

Emotionally Distant Panda Porn Name - Eats Shoots and Leaves

Pornalizer: Nikki Lovegod. But I think I would go with either Dirk Thrust or Blake Dynamo.

I’m still always amused that a famous actor was really named Peter O’Toole.

Anyway I’d choose Howe Elixir.

First pet/street name: Emma Malloway
Middle name/first car name: Anastasia Bronco

Gee. :slight_smile: Emma Malloway kind of sounds like Victorian British porn. Anastasia Bronco…I dunno, Russian cowboy porn? :smiley:

pet + street = Priscilla River

You can call me Lorrisa Lovebomb

Using the street name, I’d be Ginger Perkins and Mr. Congo would be Happy Harvey :smiley:
Using the middle name street name I’d be Madonna Perkins and he’d be Robert Harvey.