Okay, this isn’t my idea. They do this on 107.3 every Friday morning.
Here’s the deal: Think back to your childhood days. What was your first pet’s name & the name of the street you lived on? Put them together to get your porn star name.
Here’s mine: Paprika Nicholson.
I’ve played this one before.
I’m Sport Putnam.
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
Fuzzy Wuzzy Chelsea
Samba Vulcan. I’m not joking.
Not a newbie…formerly ARG220
Kaiser Bell
Maybe if I were a guy that would be more appealing…
Okay, not even then…oh well.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 
Ack! I just realized that if I were to have a kid right now, his/her porn star name would be:
Spot Central
Skipper 103 St doesn’t have that nice a ring to it… would Skipper Woodridge do? (the name of my first pet and one of the streets I grew up on… we did move a couple times)
Life is an exotic and sonorous nightmare, in which reason does not always play a role… - Exerpted from V:tM
Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust. - Bowen in Dragonheart
Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid. - Seize the Night by Dean Koontz
You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn't happened yet. - Robin Williams in What Dreams May ComeBug Eyes Hogue
Well, I used a little poetic license on the last name, choosing the nearest cross street. Somehow Bug Eyes North 37th Avenue just didn’t work. Bug Eyes was one of those “black gold fish.”
inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does
aha wad.
One of the few to be personally welcomed to the board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Michelle Sherman here.
I would be Vhari Townhead
The way we used to do this was the name of your first pet and your mother’s maiden name.
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
I doubt Nervous Wells has much of a ring. If you go back far enough Nervous Jockey Creek makes even less sense.
“What we have here is failure to communicate.” – Strother Martin, anticipating the Internet.
Shadow SparrowWay … maybe not porn material, but makes a nifty fantasy novel name.
Hey there’s some great meterial here. Just let me get my video camera out and…
As for chuck and a few of the rest of you, sorry you didn’t make the cut but we do need script writers & prop assistants.
Mugsy Hillcrest.
Oh, nevermind…
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
“Passed out girl in bathtub” - oh, the pet and street name, right -
“Kitty Kat Abel”
[slightly off-topic]
My town is growing, resulting in a spawning of yuppiefied, planned housing communities.
One of them, I kid you not, is called “Amber Meadows”, which always reminded me of some faded-and-jaded porn star.
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raz stewart
bah.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
Cinnamon Rural Route 9. . . allright, that really doesn’t work. How about my next street–Cinnamon La Rue. Wow. Lots better.
“I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman
Cha Cha Lindimuir.
…sounds good for a woman, but i’m a man.