I don’t remember any of my rats or goldfishes names, but I guess:
Thomas Poplar Plains
Maybe I’d be the director or something…
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
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Spunky Belmont
Not bad…Not bad…
Oh wait, wait…
The first street we lived on was Walnut Street, so please amend mine to…
Spunky Walnut
Even better…
Grooooooowl… I’d be Tiger Richard. A much better name for a male porn star, wouldn’t you say?
If I used my current pet and street name, I’d be Mew Guadalupe. Not too hot either, huh? Sigh I guess I’ll just have to stick to watching porn as opposed to acting in it.
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I think I’ve done this before, but it’s either of:
MacGruder Maywood
Tommy Maywood
I guess the guys can have those. OK, I’ll try first female pet and street:
Boots Margaret
Yuck!
Princess Case Circle? I don’t think that works. Maybe Dirk Diggler instead…
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Bundy Marcos
(as in King Kong Bundy)
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
Cotton Andrews.
Yuck.
Awright!! Redneck porno!!!
Finally, an answer to the question: “Is there a sexy way to take off those tobacco-stained bib overalls?”
Beau Cottonwood
There’s some potential there.
Rex Brooklands-Garth.
Not bad as a 2 barrelled name.
I’m gonna grow the cheesy moustache straight away.
Emily West. Hmm! Fast forward to my first dog and the house I spend most of my life in, and it’s Buster Orchard.
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
Corky Sheridan. It’s cute I like it!
I do prefer Mistress Kricket though. You can go so many ways with that one! 
Are you stuck on stupid?
Okay, amended note to self: don’t drink anything while reading the SDMB.
Ahem… spoke-, are you casting aspersions on my ancestry?
No…assuming your family tree does branch at some point…
With a porno name like “Cotton Andrews” though, I am definitely envisioning some cousin-lovin’ videos. (Maybe it’s because I knew this crimson-naped fellow named Cotton when I was a kid. He wore his overalls everywhere. Of course, he saved his nicest pair for church…)
Cisco Van Owen. Well, it wouldn’t be bad for a guy, I guess.
Catrandom
tuffy halbrent
rick rockwell
Mine don’t cut it for a porn star!
Garfield Arnot!
Rich “G7SUBS”
I would be…
“Kooter Grandview” I kinda like it!