Take your pick:
Sandy Martha Jean
Wilmer Martha Jean
Nemesis Martha Jean
None of these work at all, except for the last one, which kind of sounds like a dominatrix. Well, can’t argue with that, I guess…
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
Well, there are a few offshoots here and there, but being from the South they tend to kinda get pruned. 
I’m still shuddering from the thought of a redneck porn movie… I’m thinking the “Home” episode of The X Files, only slightly more graphic.
YUCK!!!
Nikki Central, really.
Nikki was my Black lab and Central, well, thats the name of the street I lived on. To bad I’m a guy, otherwise that would be a cool one.
Mine does not sound too appealing…Bear Pelham, but with the first pet i remember, it would be Feathers Pelham. Pelham is not a sexy name!
Cookie Euclid
Cookie Burgundy
Athena Burgundy
Well those all pretty much suck. I guess I’m not getting into the porn business anytime soon. If I do my first car instead of street and then I’d be Cookie Escort.
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
Sheila Hopper
Which could be apt for a porn star I guess…
Charlie Wallace
Hmmmm, sounds to real to be a good porn name.
Binky Herman.
[Yee gads!]
Lance Roddingstaff.
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Binky Herman.
Oh man, that made me laugh.
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
hahahah okay this is hilarious. Not even kidding.
Bandit Tingley
haha tell me that isn’t awesome?
Bandit, was my first dog. I lived on Tingley Lane Its in Klamath Falls Oregon if you wanna check.
smirk
Wild horses couldn’t take me away.
Soapy Edgewater
or when I was older:
Cinnamon Wilderness
I like the second name better - and I just happen to have auburn hair.
Take a number boys…
Lucky Galway.
eh… I don’t know. Right now it would be
Wiley Mozart.
Nope. Bah.
Midnight St. Mary. Pretty good.
Right now it would be Stupid Cat Fifth Avenue. If I use the cross street it would be Stupid Cat Lincoln.
I think they’re all good adult movie names. Maybe I’m in the wrong business.
Chin Chin Incline
…sounds more like a kinky position than a performer. And if I were to have a kid today their name would be:
Ginger Firefly
Cool!
Mine sucks: Percy Halifax
Tried it with some friends of mine. The best of my friend’s names are: Big Daddy Fifty-seven, and get this, Lucifer Cherry
We had a good chuckle at the last one…
Cali Seagram
It works for me!
The Turtle Moves
Well, with the first pet I remember it would be Katie Brookhaven.
With the first dog, it would be Sassy Tremont.
Currently it would be Snort Ravenoaks.
Now THAT would be some interesting porn!
Ambercat Bennett. Not too bad.
My current one would be Puppy-cat Lafayette. Really
stupid.
I cracked up reading these…
Mine? Tara Chalmers
Terrific name, except I’m a guy…
Tara Chalmers sounds like a whore, though…