Toosar Lee … some potential there!
Current porn name would be:
Meg Willow … not bad!
Dixie Paris.
Which I suppose would work better if I were female.
If I used my -last- pet and the corresponding address,
it would be Murphy Brown (no, seriously)
-dook
Dusty Grayson.
It could work…
Some of the other ones posted are much better though. 
Scamper Sunset-
and I’ll bet it has already been used
Bull Guilford ~ I guess they knew I would be the “heavy”
I must be the guy who kicks sand in people’s faces and sneers.
Close enough to reality, huh?
Mine would be Chocolate Beeler…it’s sounds more like some kind of drink or cake…hmmm…well, some people DO have fetishes with foods… 
One friend would be Rocky Friar…hehehe
currently Misty Coral- another that would be better suited if i was a woman… but sounds like a good ho name
Duffy Spooner
Hehhhehh… I think that I’ll actually use that…
Well, actually the dog’s name was McDuff, an red irish setter. We called him duffy, even after someone stole him… bastards
Felix Kensington
or now
Kismet Berteau
I guess before and after the operation :rolleyes:
Blackie Longstaffe.
You do the math.
Smokey Pearl. I think I’ve found my new calling in life. Someone mentioned using their mother’s maiden name, I think you use your middle name & your mother’s maiden name to get your soap opera name.
Let’s see…my porn name would be Pepper Syracuse…and using little*bit’s soap star name, I would be Ann Haley.
Not bad.
My first one was Tippy Hazelnut but now it is Ziggy Alden…anybody else hear the funky wah-wah guitar?
I think I could get some Southern boys worked up with mine:
Tara Ninth … or Tara Lock, for the S&M crowd…
Sorry to bring this up so late but you’re doing this all wrong.
Your Soap star name:
Your middle name plus the first named street you lived on.
Your Porn star name:
Your first pet’s name plus your mother’s maiden name.
For instance my soap name is William Bryant, and my porn name is Action Cat Kalass.
Now let’s all start over
i have two, could be either…
Aries Darby
Comet Darby
Then - Blackie Mango
Now - Daisy Park
Tho I got my real porn star name from the weight-bearing capacity of a piece of office furniture. Max Load.
Justine Cheltenham
Fine for a girl, I guess. Let’s skip ahead to my first male pet. . .
Cassidy Whirlaway
Oh, geez. I think that’s even less masculine.
Lavinia Woolridge-good enough for a female porn star
Currently, it would be Neutron Blarney Stone-maybe I can direct
This one just won’t work:
Moppit Loomis.
Too Dickensian for me.