Pierre Flower. Europorn, I guess.
Woody
I thought the way we were supposed to do it was to combine your middle name (rather than pet name) with the street you grew up on, making me “Andrew Harrison.”
OK, so I sound like the younger, never-popular brother of the “quiet” Beatle.
The real kick came from one of my old managers, David Mallinson, whose porn name using the above ascribed method was “William Wyldwood.”
Even Peter North can’t touch that one for coolness.
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Pete
Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer
http://members.aol.com/psiekier/
Okay, here are my names by the most recent rules variants
Soap Name : Scott DeBuys
Porn Name : Topper Loveless
No, I am not making that up, either.
using the original pet&street name, my porn name is
Nipper McMurray. not too bad… unless you count fish as a pet…then i’d be E.T. McMurray… not quite as interesting…
the middle name and mom’s maiden name rule gives me my mothers name…i dont really like the thought of associating that with porn…:-}
Danny Clarence here
Doesn’t sound much like a porn star to me.
Surely I have got better things to do today. - Maybe?
Bumbi Portugee
Not a very masculine porno name, sounds more like the ethnic sidekick in an 18 century novel.
Now lets see I can’t remember what street I grew up on but I don’t Think you wnat me to tell you all the possibilities I have now.
23 cats (Phil friendship… Hmmmm)
5 dogs (Snickers… I think not)
iguana (Lizzy sounds like a female)
snake (Did I ever get around to naming it? It is a ball python)
7 birds (Bobber silly but it has connotations)
several guinea pigs)
Tarantula (Mr.Bitey???)
Oh and my soap opera name would be Christian Huntington. Sounds like the evil rich snob.
Vestal Blueballs.
Well, I hate my middle name, so I won’t do that. My porn star name would be Muffin Sherman or Muffin Thornton, depending on which way you calculate it. My current one would either be (2 pets) Heather Beech or Crystal Rose Beech for street names (actually, it would be Beech Valley, but let’s not go there) and Heather Thornton or Crystal Rose Thornton.
Hmmmmmmm. Not too bad. At least they’re girl’s names!
My porn name with my first pets after I got married would be Smokey Rasa and Simon Rasa. I think not.
1st pet + street name = Sandy Sycamore. Sounds more like a soap opera.
1st pet + mom’s maiden name = Sandy Johnson. How boring.
Middle name + mom’s maiden name = Mom’s actual name. Total boring.
Some other pets I actually remember would get me:
Wildfire Wyandotte
Brandy Wyandotte
My daughter’s first pet/street would give her Buddy Peter <snicker>
By the new critera, my soap opera name is Eric Linden. Sounds like new money, probably a new character who would appear every now and then to conspire with the latest corporate bad-girl of the month.
My porn name is… good grief… Omni Wang? I don’t wanna know, man…
Sweetie Frondoso
My wife says hers is Pepper Mill. I kind of like that.
Mine would be Laddie Colfax. It’s better if I use my current pet. Then it’s Midnight Colfax.
Midnight Colfax and Pepper Mill. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Soap star name: Wesley Cavell.
Porno: Rosie Mitchell. (I see that as being a sultry drag queen librarian in horn-rimmed glasses, wool sweater, and sheer lingerie.)
Maybe if they made comedy porno, my name would fit:
Colonel Minnehaha
Fluffy Kingston.
George Memphis. There’s kind of a ring to it, I think.
Sheesh! That’s what I get for not reading the OP! ::rolleyes::
Mine would be Tiger March
Then: Fish Wyanoke
Now: Crease Whitewater