Your Porn Star Name

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Being the sexy dude/dudette that you are, you’ve decided to become a porn star. But you need a catchy name. Here’s how you pick your new porn moniker. Your first name will be the name of your first (or current) pet, and your last name will be the name of your first (or current) car.

Using my first pet/first car, my name would be

Tiger Mustang va va va voom!

Using my current pet/current car, I’d be

Mewkitty Sunbird :wink:

So what will your name be?

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

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Thor Pacer?

“You had me at ‘Hell no.’”

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My girlfriend just informed me her’s would be

Sassy Silverado

Now THAT’S a porno name!

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Cricket Citation What the hell is that?

Let’s try Miles Suburban.
Oh that’s much better.

At least my name’s better than my body…

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Okay, using my first pet and first car…

Loki LeBaron

Hmm…

Now, using current pet and soon-to-be-mine-car…

Tigger Celica

I dunno.

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OK, first pet/car

Snoopy MX6

Nope.

Try again, current pet/car

Minx Metro
That sounds more like a Dick Tracy herione than a porn star.

Oh well…

Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)-

OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=

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Lucky Road Ruunner

sigh

I sound like a fucking Disney movie…

Yer pal,
Satan

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But my second car was a Maverick… Can I use that instead?

Lucky Maverick

Great… Now I’m the fucking Marlboro Man…

Oh well. At least I didn’t buy a Gremelin!

Yer pal,
Satan

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Cars this time? Ok…

First pet/first car:
Miracle Pontiac 6000 LE

Current pet/current car
Samson Ford Escort…hey, that’s good for a guy…a guy with a business card. Samson Ford, Escort.

I like the first pet/street you grew up on thing. In that case, I’d be “Miracle Front.”

“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
Guanolad

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ok, first pet/first car would be: Max Cougar (since I’m a girl, that sucks)

current pet/car would be Non-existant S-10 Pick-up, which is even worse. Dammit.

alright, pet/street name’d be Max Diane, which is just confusing.

Who do you have to fuck to get a good porn name? :slight_smile:

“I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats

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Tiny Honda?

You, you…hetero. Go make a baby, you woman lover!
— Dillan

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Eeeww!
Mine would be
Spike Bronco - Not exactly femenine.

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I tried the stupid lame ass search function to look for the old “your porn star name” thread, but no matter what search terms I gave it, it returned the same 505 threads. Apparently, ALL Of those threads had “porn star name” in the subject line, and I just couldn’t tell. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Teeming Millions: http://fathom.org/teemingmillions
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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I tried the search engine before I even posted this topic, lest I be chastised for having repeated something you’d all done before. I got 518 completely irrelevant and unrelated results. I (obviously) wrongly assumed that since no real matches came up that you hadn’t seen this one before. I’m terribly sorry if it was better the first time with street names. Please forgive me.

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank

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i don’t have a car, but if i use the name of the one i drive, we’ve got:

raz maxima

it’s alright… if i were a guy.

“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein

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Woohoo…Me and the wife got good ones

Mine:
Max Blazer or
Cornholio Blazer

Hers:
FiFi Corvette

So where do we sign up??

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(snicker) First pet/car – Pogo Javelin

Current pet/car is of course, same as Chris:
Samson Escort

“Wow! Spider-Man! Are you really friends with the X-men?”
"Not since Cyclops tried to use my viewmaster."
(Marvel Team Up #1)

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Ashton Laser
Not really a feminine name, but not too bad all the same

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Prince 69Impala

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Peter Volkswagon

Not so fast, you mucko!