Right now, I’d be:
Jake Pathfinder
(The hung half-breed?)
My wife’s recent past:
Skippy Spitfire
Oh, well, coulda been a lot worse!
This sure doesn’t work with Dutch pets and French cars… first pet / first car:
Sjakie 205
Current / Current: Non-existent 306.
Sorry, this is not gonna work. I only drive Peugeots and they all have numbers for names.
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Ginger Parisienne
and now
Uh Uh Escort
damn, gotta quit letting boyo name the fish 
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Ok. FINE. I’ll play this game AGAIN!
I’m just messing with you, Shanya. 
Let’s see. My first pet/car would make me:
Molly Camero. Not bad, if I was a woman!
My current pet/car:
Taz Honda. Ahhh…not bad. I’ll use my black belt in Lick Fu!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I have a couple rabbits. Oldest is called ‘pickles.’ Really.
Pickles
Well with the car I could be
Shane La Sabre
not too bad but i think i’ll stick with my real porn name
Petey Wheatstraw the Devil’s Son in Law
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
My first pet was a snake named Snakey. I don’t own a car, but when I’m home from college I drive my mother’s car, so I’ll use that one:
Snakey Dynasty
hmm. . .
I remember playing the Porn Star Name game with friends with different rules: your first name is your middle name, and your last name is the name of the street you grew up on. That made me:
Louis Inwood
which I think is a lot funnier than Snakey Dynasty.
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
I am laughing my butt off, these are funny!
My first pet/car
Frisky Omni
Current pet/car (I have 2 cats and a dog)
Niki Accord
course I could have had (recent years)
Niki Silverado
Niki Suburban
Niki Civic
Niki Jetta
Niki CRX
Niki Rides-the-bus-alot
My other animals are male (Kodiak, Kodi for short and Sam)
Hmmm neither of these is better than the name I have chosen for SD but here they are…
First: Critter Mustang
Now : Trouble GrandAm
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
This is the about the third time this has gone around - but don’t worry, it always gets great responses (usually finally sinks from the weight of all the replies)
This time:
Heartbeat Colt? (firsts)
Moody Mirage! (Hunh, an illusion with PMS, maybe?)
Hmm. My first pet was a dog named Prairie, that wouldn’t work too well. My latest pet was a dog named Psi. My only car is a Buick Century. They just don’t work well.
Prairie Century?
Psi Century?
Prairie CRV
Psi CRV (the CRV’s my mom’s car)
Maybe Psi Camry
Ooh, or my hamster: Hami Camry (if I were a girl…)
If you use my middle name and the street I grew up on, I’d be Daniel Ellesmere. That’s good for a soap opera maybe.
Geez, it looks like I won’t be making it in the porn biz:
First pet/first car:
Gomee Fox
Current pet/current car:
Petless BMW
Fuzzy Falcon!
Then: Cisco Nova
Not too bad, though it’d suit a gentleman better.
Now: Enid Bus
Sigh.
Catrandom
This is really funny! I would be
<drum roll>
Hootie Heeltoe
Or, since I have two pets, I could be
Emig Ridebummer. Pretty cool huh?
Cycling through the years, early on I could’ve been Igor Triumph…nah.
The only others I get would have to be women:
Misty Fury
Debbie Monte Carlo
Currently, since tatertot already nailed petless BMW, I guess it’d have to be Rat 735 (sound a bit cyborg).
Fluffy 740GLE?
Hmmm…doesn’t have a nice ring to it.
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields
cycling, you say? We can use cycling instead of cars?
Well then! My porn star name under these rules isn’t so lame after all! Since I don’t have a pet of my own right now, I’ll still use the name I gave to my first pet (the snake). I just bought another unicycle, a Coker unicycle with a wheel that’s three feet in diameter! Because the wheel’s so big, they named this particular model The Big One.
My porn star name is now:
Snakey The Big One
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
Not that this was a contest, but Daniel, You Win!
Woo Hoo Baby - are ya single?
Freddie Cougar (not too shabby, I guess)
-or-
Zöe Altima (ummm… wrong gender)
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”