Vlad Tracker
Not bad, maybe I’ll go to the courthouse and make it official.
Mr. K’s Link of the Month:
Why Plastic Grocery Bags Are Better Than God
“Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.” - Peter Tork
1st: Cinnamon Rambler
Now: Mojo Galaxie, Valiant, Nissan Pickup
OK, Mojo GalaXXie, it is.
Coldfire, I’m disappointed for the entire descendant Dutchie race to know that y’all designate yer vehicles by mere numbers. Please say it ain’t so…
First: Mosie Mustang
Current: Lady Cougar
First:
Elvis Starfire (Bad lounge singer?)
Current:
Jack Corvette (Greasy gangster wannabe)
First: Cookie Escort
Current: Athena Volvo (I must be a foreign exchange student)
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
Wifes list first:
first pet / car Ludy Mustang
current Jerry Feet
Mine
fist pet / car - Fire Camero (a latin type)
current Jerry Ranger (just love a guy in uniform don’t ya…)
First: Kitty Piece-of-Shit (ouch)
followed closely by Fluffy Shitbox (no better)!) Currently: Newhope Blazer
(I’ve always liked Imperial Margarine (?) - the high priced spread)
Sorry, current name should be: Katmandu Blazer. Or Ballerina Blazer. (Ballerina S-10? The cyborg model?)
Okay, I got one! First pet/current car:
LUCKY ESCORT
Hmm… Not porn, exactly, but a closely related enterprise…
Yer pal,
Satan
First Place
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire
Ozzy F-150
so thats why I havent got that call from a famous porno director!
Spooky Midget
Apparently I am destined for David Lynch movies, not porn.
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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First pet/first car would be Sam Colt, so I don’t think that works.
Present pet/present car would be Fido Corsica. Uhhhh, no.
Sam Corsica is not bad, but sorta sounds more like a character from a Humphrey Bogart movie.
For a woman, though, I would use the name of a Chinese restaurant I know of: Panda West. Exotic, mysterious and somehow sexy. And an hour after you’re done, you wanna hump again.
The Dave-Guy
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx
Goldie Wrangler…Hmmm…
My good friend, under the first street name rules, is Fluffy Ambassador…isn’t that great?
i recall the middle name + street you grew up on thing being your soap opera name and the porn star name being the prescribed method in the OP.
yours truly,
Gigi Corvair
First pet/car: Scratchy Vega
Current pet/car: Sam 626…sounds like a robot name.
–Gail
“Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place.” --John Cleese
Ginger Tempo
HMMM…well it at least sounds like I can keep up…
Smile…people will wonder what your up to! 
Current pet/car: Lisa Renault. Not bad, maybe a “classy” European-type brunette sans breast implants kind of name. However, I’m a guy, and that name wouldn’t work for me even in gay porn.
This totally cracks me up. This is the first time I’ve read this thread because I thought yeah yeah, every one is going to say they want their name to be Buck Naked or something like that. I didn’t know it was a game of sorts.
My wife would be Cinnamon Escort.
I’d be Sam Monte Carlo… yuck, how about Sam Chevy. Now just imagine me winking at you while pointing at you and making that clicking sound with my mouth while I’m introducing myself to you.
“Hi… I’m Sam Chevy, Porn Star!” click-click
Enright Locust for a soap opera name? I don’t think that works out either.
Enright3
First pet/car:
Misty Escort- that’ll work.
Current pet/car
Buffy Saturn- not as good as Misty Escort.
My husband would be
Dinah Festiva (wrong gender, but a good one none the less)
Dizzy
You people have been holding me back long enough! I’m going to clown college!
Ellelle said:
Coldfire, I’m disappointed for the entire descendant Dutchie race to know that y’all designate yer vehicles by mere numbers. Please say it ain’t so…
It ain’t so. Hell, it’s a French car, for cryin’ out loud
Actaully, there’s plenty of European brands that use names instead of numbers. Although, come to think of it, a slight majority uses numbers I think.
But what we lack in romantic car names, we make up in other areas… right ?
Coldfire: second to none but Satan.
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)