OK I’ll play.
first pet/car
Poochie CRX. blah.
current pet/car
Nathan Civic. yuck
oh well.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
uhhh, I don’t get it…heh
Lessee…
first: Bellamy Blazer
Could be a British porn star.
Current: Allegro Aerostar
Hmmmmm…“Allegro” isn’t the sort of nickname a male porn star wants.
If I were allowed to pick ANY pet and ANY car, I could be Underdog Thunderbird.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
Zaphod Taurus.
By the way. What about people that have NEVER had pets?
I heard you were supposed to use the name of the street you grew up on, which makes me
Cornelius Patterson
Well, going by first pet/first car, my porno name would be… drumroll
Okeefenokee Fairmont.
Al Capp, eat your heart out. (Well, if we went by the first dog I had it would be Basil Fairmont - a definite improvement.)
I don’t have a pet at present, but using last pet/current car…
Pluggy Corolla.
I dunno, it works, but for what??
Cave Diem! Carpe Canem!
Well, I can’t believe I am the only person driving a certain type of Ford that is just perfect for this. Add that to my old (and named rather unoriginally, as it were) doggy:
LUCKY PROBE
How’s that?
First pet/First car: Cactus Futura.
Sounds more like a bad pulp/sci-fi hero.
Current pet/Current car: Simba Saturn.
Errr… no. I’ll stick with “Buck Naked, Texas Ranger (where do you keep that gun, Buck?)”
JMCJ
Not Even Mentioned
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire
Doesn’t work in my case at all.
First pet/car:
Stitches Chevette.
Current pet/car:
Nougat Corolla.
I can’t imagine in which profession those names would be even remotely adequate.
First pet/car:
Cuddles Grand-am
Current pet/car:
Lucifer Taurus
My GF would be Baby Acclaim.
Mitzi Mustang. Perfect.
If I used the current one, though, it would be Valerie Caprice, who sounds more like a fan dancer.
“Snuggles Tercel” checking in here.
I’m clearly destined to avoid porn.
“Falco Marquis”
“Flannel Maverick”
Although street name…hmmm.
“Falco E”. No relation to Sheila.
Justin
I got Dapper Tempo. Sounds like a male tap dancer. Currently, I’d be Tiki Tracer…hmmm time to change that resume again…
“‘Come hither, my boy, tell me what thou seest there?’
‘A fool tangled in a religious snare.’” William Blake
Hmmm, Then:
Houdini Dart
Now
Petless Delta88.
(Houdini was a gerbil escape artist we had when I was just a kit.)
>>Being Chaotic Evil means never having to say your sorry…unless the other guy is bigger than you.<<
—The dragon observes
I suppose I have a choice from among:
**Cindy Gremlin
Tiger Taurus
Fluffy Impala**
Actually, considering the heavy NYC accent in my area, the last one would be more properly, and for this thread, more appropriately, pronounced:
Fluffy Impaler
(Actually, I had named the Impala Vlad just so I could call my car Vlad the Impaler, now I drive Martin of Taurus (Torres).)
Peace.
My porn star names do not work out so well:
First Pet/Car:
Missy Bel Air
Current Pet(s)/Car(Truck):
Angel Sierra
Friday Sierra
Not too good. The first two are too feminine and the last one sounds like a radio code - “and a big Friday Sierra to you, good buddy”!
Angel is a Pug and Friday is a Pit Bull - the canine Odd Couple.
Currently, it’s Raven Tempo, and like my sisters, I can keep the beat.
Previously, it was Tinkerbell Mustang. I was into the wild life, baby.