Your Porn Star Name

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Previous Your Porn Star Name threads:
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/001441.html
http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002422.html

(the new search seems to WORK! :eek: Imagine that!)

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OK. I’ve read the other threads, as well as this one, and using all of the various formulas, I fear that I’m at a disadvantage when it comes to porn names.

However, if you need a host for a fishing show on the Nashville Network, I’m your man.

1st pet/1st car = Skipper Malibu
mascot/maiden name = Skeeter Horton (I swear to God we were the Skeeters - as in mosquitos!)
middle name/current street = Dwayne Wildwood

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I think Daniel had it right: Middle name/Street
In which case I’d be Justin Huron, which ain’t that bad (roommate’s is better…Billy South)
First Pet/Car
Troy No Car…I’m the bitch of the mafia porn industry if I use that one
How about current pet/street?
Hooch University…ok that didn’t work.

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