Has this been played before on the board? It’s a party game of one or two year’s standing. Your hooker (or drag, or porn star) name is figured out the following way:
first name: your first childhood pet
last name: the street you grew up on.
Therefore, mine would be “Tiki Greentree.” I work with “Brandy Buckingham” and (the winnah!) “Midnight Cherry.”
We’ve all played this game before, and some variations are using your middle name/pets name/street name in a variety of orders.
Mine would be Gina George, not bad, but I’m a guy so the pets name doesn’t quite fit.
“Rusty Marion”
Pity I’m not a redhead.
“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei
Molly Highland. Yuck. Sounds like the porn star’s unattractive best friend.
'Scuse me while I put my hair in a bun and slip on the horn-rims.
Uke
“Mommycat East Capital” doesn’t quite sound right.
My 2nd pet/street combo, “Bob Parkwood”, is better.
Sam Hillaire
Petey Madison
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
Let’s see…
1st pet’s name: Rusty
Street where I grew up: Sunset
My middle name: Lynne
Rusty Sunset. Lynne Sunset. Rusty Lynne.
Cleo 94th Street. Not very sexy. All my addresses have been numerical, so this game just doesn’t work for me at all.
If we include middle names, I could be Rusty Joy. Sounds like a hoooker who hasn’t had a trick in a while.
“Eppur, si muove!” - Galileo Galilei
Bingo Clinton.
There’s a presidential joke in there, just waiting to be released…
Snoopy McGregor?? Can I buy another vowel, Vanna??
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren ZevonCharley Roscoe
Now that’s a great porn star name.
– Greg, Atlanta
Gigi Cumberland. I think I may have found a new career.
“I think it would be a great idea” Mohandas Ghandi’s answer when asked what he thought of Western civilization
Scratchy (he was a cat and I was six)
East River
Scratchy East River
Hmmm I don’t believe I’ll be a hooker any time soon.
Gail
“Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you, my friend–
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again…”
-Steely Dan
Hmm…Gretel Old Stone.
Nope, I’m not becoming a porn star anytime soon either.
Sabrina Colorado…
Think I would need an operation to fit that name…
“Nuts!”
Gen A.C. McAuliffe
“The general’s nuts.”
unknown 101st AB grunt
Mittens Route 3?
I’m gonna stick with “Buck Naked”.
Butch Derrick. Hmmm. Actually, if I were a man, that would knid of work, wouldn’t it?
Jess
Full of 'satiable curtiosity
Sherman Jung Shan Bei Lu?
Good thing my real porn star name is better.
This is not an offer to agree or disagree with opinions, which may be done only by a current prospectus.