“Konah Holsey”!?
Sounds like a blend of coffee.
Rupert Riback. Hmmm, sounds more like a dentist than a porn star…Of course there are the classics “Fillings of Passion” and “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”.
Using the street name formula, I get “Bear Rider”. Make it “Bare” and it just might work!
Spud Guillory.
Doesn’t say “porn star” to me. Minor league ballplayer, maybe.
Butch Bennett, if I go with mother’s maiden name. If I use street names I could be:
Butch Queen (maybe in some weird fetish video)
Butch Cherry
Butch Redwood
Butch East 14th st.
Herman Worthington? Keeping in mind i’m a gal, I can’t see that as much use to me… Maybe porn for the royal family?
I would be, using the maiden-name formula…
Honey Rosemary
a little too sweet for me…
Suki Bartlett.
Colonel Cobb
Heh. Aliterative and manly.
Rex Riviello
Italian Stallion, indeed!
Hrm.
Dillinger Avalon? Sounds like a guy who designs ugly purses.
Of course, being as Im a girl, its not of much use to me. Ah well.
Puddles Dallas? Or Dallas Puddles?
I think not.
Ziggy Vanker, the porno accountant!
I would like to take this opportunity to once again curse my mother for naming my first pet “Scabby”
Edgar Griffith.
Sounds more like somebody you’d expect to see hosting Masterpiece Theater than in a porn movie.
Midnight Pace is mine… isn’t it great?
George Enicks
Sounds more like a blue collar worker!
Trampy Treat - WooHoo! bring on the womenz!
With the maiden name,it’s Lucy Dunbar
With the street I live on, it’s Lucy Glenmore
Wow, how completely ordinary and nonsexual can you get??
Puddles Miller
I can just imagine the ladies lining up now.