Porn Star

I opened this thread by accident.

Mowgli Hegg. Sounds like an alien disease.

Using my grandfather’s original name (he changed it to “Hegg” to be unique), my mother’s maiden name would be different.

My name could then be Tigger Johnson. Better.

My birth mother’s maiden name is Kuroki.

I have a ton of pet names to choose from:
Sunshine
Domino
Angel
Annie
Cherokee
Happy
Hootie
Aramis
Wrigley
Chicklet
Oreo
Cleo
Kiwi

NONE of them sound very sexy.

I think you’d have to go with Hootie for a porn star.

Mine would be the frightening Brunhilde Luecking, or with the street-name formula the less Teutonic but still unsuitable for porn Brunhilde Harper.

Claudia Charpentier?

Hmmm…

(Claudia was the cat. Charpentier was my mom. I mean, she still is; she just uses her married name now.)

Max Linkhorn.
Sounds more like one of Tom Mix’s cowboy buddies.

sassafras chick. sounds more like a larry mcmurtry heroine to me.

An older porn name thread suggested your first pet and your car.

I drive a Ford Probe, fully loaded. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Sophina Snyder. Elizabeth Anne Snyder? Spanky Snyder? Shadow Snyder? None of them quite work, although Spanky Snyder sounds like an old comedian.

I always liked the other name, where you combine your middle name and the name of the street where you live to get the perfect Soap Opera character name. Back in HS I would have been Wesley Fairview, which I always thought sounds rather dashing.

Cokie Sagan?
Squeeks Sagan?
Yoda Sagan?
Jasper Sagan?
Leroy Sagan?
Sam Sagan?
Blue Sagan?
Blind Chicken Sagan? (Yes, Blind Chicken was its name, and it really was a blind chicken)
None of those seem to work, though “Squeeks” might be a good porn name; if I were female.