Using the pet’s name method, I get Buster Jefferson. Not bad, but my middle name is Thomas; making me Thomas Jefferson! Just think of the possibilities!
“Who’s your founding father?” ; )
Hmm, my FIRST pet and FIRST street? That would make me, um, He-Man Forest Edge. Even if I DID get a sex change, it still doesn’t quite have the right ring …
I much prefer the one I got from my most recent pet and the fourth street I lived on: Frisky Inlet.
First pet, street where I first lived:
Sandy Martha Jean!!?
Oh, boy…
Hmmm…using first pet and street names I would be Fluffy Holiday. Scrumptious!
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Pet/Street would leave me as Sucker Hancock. Guess I’ll have to switch to gay porn.
Pet/street method…
Pogey Linden -or- Bruce Pepperloaf (my personal favorite) -or- Guido Grierson (not bad either).
Middle name/street method…
Adam Pembina.
Bruce Pepperloaf…I like the sound of that…
Z
“Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a rock.”
- Will Rogers
Suki Tholozan.
Not bad, actually.
Oops…didn’t read all the posts.
Suki Tholozan = 1st pet, 1st street.
Martin Magnolia = mid name, current street.
I think my girlfriend might be a little upset with this career change…
I am looking at page 104 of the book, “National Lampoon’s Totally True Facts.” On it there is a picture of a post with two street signs. One of them is Woodcock Road. The other is Kitchen-Dick Lane. I am absolutely not making this up.
Now, if only I lived on that intersection! Buster Woodcock! %D
How much wood would a wood cock cock if…
Oh, the hell with it!
Ack! Satan! I just choked on my Dr. Pepper! I’m never drinking anything acidic on this board again!
"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company
Let’s see, first pet/old street:
Shabby Routeone
Middle name/current street:
Matthew Fortyninth
Just doesn’t seem to work for me…still, Shabby was and still is the coolest name I’ve ever come up with for a dog.
The porn name of a woman I work with would be: TWITCHY DESANTIS
That’s the best one I’ve ever heard.
And the Oscar goes to…
Ebony Pinewood!!
OR Teddy Standing Rock
First method: Pud Leighton
‘Pud’ rhymes with ‘would’; it was the noise our cat’s front feet made when hitting the hardwood floor as he jumped down from something; I think the name was my idea when I was about three.
‘Leighton’ rhymes with ‘Play ton’.
Second method: Robert Harmsworth
CheeChee Valleyview. Hmm, has potential.
Fred 135 hmmm no wonder business is down
Hmmm. The middle name/street would make me James Polk. Catchy, but I think it’s taken. Wonder what films he’s been in? 
Or I could be (using the pet’s name/mother’s maiden name) Cocoa Ward.
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
Hmmm…
Porn name (middle name/street): Michael Oakland
Dragname (pet/mother’s maiden): Mochi Black
I love my drag name!
“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening
Dusty Margaret - Not bad, but wrong gender.
Peter Alamo - Much better!
Laugh hard; it’s a long way to the bank.