What's your Porn Star Name?

Using the pet name + street name formula: Jet Mead.

Holy crap, that sounds hot! I’m gonna start signing everything with that.

Sincerely,

Jet Mead

Jan Kinker? [middle name & street]

Timpa Kinker [pet & street]

I like the ‘Kinker’.

Mine are all terrible:
Star Indianola (pet + street)
Ellen Indianola (middle name + street)
Star Keerl (pet + mom’s maiden)

My husband would be:
Scotchy Galeston
Andrew Galeston
Scotchy Newcomb

(His first pet was a girl kitty.)

MacKenzie Lovella, or Max Lovella, or Max Warner.

There’s never been a formula that gave me a good name. But now that I think about it, I believe that my user name will be good enough. :wink:

William (Billy) Beaver !

Uno

Dos

Tres

Quatro

Just FYI. Carry on.

Peter Oak.

Yeah baby.

:wink:

None of those formulas comes up with anything good. So, I’m gonna rip one off and go with Lotta Gue.

What? It’s French!

Actually that’s from an episode of Hill Street Blues from a looooooooooooooong time ago.

Vlad/Igor

2nd Pet + Street : Minette Beaufort.

Our first cat’s name was actually “Poussy” (the name of a cat character in a French language comic book - BD). Our son chose the name, and neither his father nor I wanted to call for the cat outside.

However Poussy Beaufort would have been too obvious a porn star name.

Pet name & street= Pepper Nitz. Which would be kinda cool if nits weren’t baby lice.

Middle name and street name = Michelle Barto. I actually used to know a girl named michelle barto, and we talked about that exact same formula.

pet name and street name = Shasta Barto or Tevia Barto. Hmmm.

pet name and mom’s maiden name = shasta jenkins.

I don’t think I can go into the porn business.

You mean they have names :confused: :smiley:

Okay, lessee -

Well, we had a cat that I barely remember and the one I actually grew up with. (13 years). I’ll try em both.

Middle name first - Ann Sixth -Nope
Ann Idler - Way more nope! Doesn’t help that I actually have always used my middle name instead of my first.

First cat - Chester Sixth - Hmmm, if I had a good bustline…
Chester Idler - Don’t think so.

Second cat - Tommy Sixth - Maybe.
Tommy Idler - Guess not.

Tommy is cute for a girl, but I think Chester Sixth takes it for the “Chest” and the similarity of "six"and “Sex” :wink:

Middle name and street–Zoe Overland.

Pet name and street—Miranda Overland.

Hehe, I kinda like the pet method better – “Goldie van Buren”. It makes me sound like the aged porn star in Orgasmo that does double anal in order to get gigs.

middle name/street: Marshall Sunset
pet name/street: Midnight Sunset
pet name/mothers maiden name:Midnight Johnson

heh.

I don’t have a middle name, so instead I will use my first pets name.

I am…

Ginger Croxall.

Hmmm…

McBurney Robinglade

I do upscale porn…

Middle and street – Maria Margaret
Pet and street – Cherokee Margaret
pat and maiden name-- Cherokee DeSario

The first one would be a good name if I were to join a convent.