Edward Fern here. Sexy or no? I’d say no.
Eddie Fern might work, but I don’t see it as being quite as marketable as Jenna Jameson or Jeff Stryker.
No middle name, no pets… all my dreams destroyed!!!
Who wants some of Duncan Clarendon?
Hobbes Idaho or Patches Idaho (pet + street)
Wayne Idaho (middle name plus street)
Hobbes Buller or Patches Buller (pet + mother’s maiden mame)
I don’t think any of these names would look too alluring on the cover of a porn video.
I’m using current pet (cat) names by the way. Past pet names and names of the pets my mom and dad have (all cats) could be substituted: Percy, Sam, Rastus, Grayboy, Tiger, Spunky, Goldie, Oliver, Tuffie.
Maybe some of those would work, after all.
Using pet name-street name, I must have the worst potential name ever: Zachias Cemetery.
Good band name, though!
My husband and steepson have better porn names than I do- my husband's is Dennis Gay (har), and my stepson's is Shaun Greenwood.Middle name + Street name = Marie West Nesquehoning or Marie Brentwood - double ick
I made up a porn name for myself a while back, though: DiDi St. Croix - sometimes I actually sign emails that way
Middle Name and Street - Dawn Hawthorn
Pet Name and Street - Misty Hawthorn
Middle name/Street: Robert Lynnwood
Pet Name/Street: Duke Lynnwood or Shelby Lynnwood
I’m either a tax attorney, a John Wayne character, or a Civil War general. None of them are very pornish, so I made up my own:
Juan da Cannon
Just call me Kathleen Wilde.
Oh, man, that kicks ass. Wilde.
Well, if we can make them up… Miles O’Toole
The formula I heard was your first pet’s name and the model of your first car. Which would make me Cocoa Jeep…not terribly exciting.
But
My current pet and car = Fanny Quest. Now we’re getting somewhere. 
If I go with my current cat (I have three but I’m using Fanny because it works better than Snowy or Elvin) and the street I grew up I’m Fanny Bonanza! Wooohooo! Watch out boys!
Ahem. . .
Ann Eaton
(middle + street)
I’ve always liked it. All my childhood pets had boy’s names. . . ie Tim, Murphy, Woody. So, stuck with the middle name.
My pet/street would be Woody Cecil
My gay porno name would be (unless it’s already taken) Peter Hunter
Pet name/street Baby Broadmoor or Baby Belle.
pet + street:
Paolo Panorama
hm, perhaps I should reconsider my career planning…
pet & street = Electra Dixon, Electra Arden or Electra Twin Pond
Actually, I think any of those would work (if you pluralized pond).
Pet and street name: Lucifer High.
And I always heard the pet name/mother’s maiden name was your drag queen name (or in my case, drag king). If I use that formula it’s: Lucifer Smith.
I’m either
Genie Castor Bay
or
Whiskers Castor Bay
or Genie Howarth
or Whiskers Howarth
I wouldn’t buy a video from any of that lot.
With the middle name method:
Ajit Acreman (it’s my dad’s name, don’t ask)
With the dog naming method:
Alfie Acreman
There’s something just so right about alliterative porn star names.