Whose username would you liike to have?

If a doper decided to leave and was bequeathing his or her name to the general doper public whose name(s) would you want?

One of my favorites is badbadrubberpiggy. It never fails to make me smile or laugh, it’s just so silly! In a good way.

How 'bout you?

Trillian.

ultrafilter. I thought of taking the name “Ultrapower” instead when I came here, but decided it was a bit too much.

Yams!! You can’t read it without smiling.

You can’t have it. It’s mine.

But on the off-chance you decided to leave and were bequeathing your or your name to the general doper public…?

I’ve always thought Unauthorized Cinnamon was a cool name. I’ve thought about changing mine, but then it would confuse the 5 people here who know who I am.

Wristy McSlashalot.

That’s what I was coming in to say! I’m a big fan of Deadwood and seeing that name always makes me smile.

Spoonful of Awesome

My first choice when I came here was Obviousman but it was taken. I have never seen anyone with this user name post.

I Have Hippos in my Garden always makes me smile. It’s just so damned cute.

Typo Knig.

If we’re just trying to pick the cleverest name, Freudian Slit totally has my vote. Wouldn’t work for me since I’m not a gal, though.

Hey, on the Internet, nobody has to see your slit.

I forget who came up with this name originally. It wasn’t me, but I remember seeing it a thread a while back and then claiming it as my own. I, too, thought it was most awesome.

I want it too. FWIW, whenever I see it I want to sneak in next door at 4AM and slit someones throat while making terrible Freudian Psychology puns, so maybe I want it for… darker reasons than than the name is intended to portray.

cackles for 5 minutes

I’m a huge fan of the name Czarcasm. The clever names here were the reason it took me 2 years to register. I couldn’t come up with a name witty enough to suit me.

ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies. Sure, it’s a mouthful, but it’s one heck of a philosophy.

I’ve always liked Patty O’Furniture and Carson O’Genic; I think they should get married and have a kid…maybe call him Hip O’Potamus?

As an indologist I find the name rasa beautiful in its own quiet way, and anaamika is really cool, too. For attention I would go for Capt. Ridley’s Shooting Party.