Internet Porn Connesuirs, question for you. (TMI)

Cubsfan · #1 02-28-2003, 11:14 PM

I have been enjoying the free porn on the net for the last6 years or so. One staple of the net porn industry has always seemed to be the dogfart or blacksonblondes pictures. I have noticed that the blacksonblondes brand seems to have withered away.

What happened with this? It used to be that every picture that was described as black guy, white girl was 90% of the time you would get a 4 pic shot from BoB with some hot chick and a guy swinging 10+ inches of pipe but now it is just second rate wannabes who can't even get hard.

I'd say only 10% of the pics I see now are from this fine organization. What caused the change?

Cubsfan · #2 02-28-2003, 11:15 PM

And where the hell did that site get so many different hot chick to engage in those activities with those loggers?

Ogre · #3 02-28-2003, 11:22 PM

*suspicious*

Are you high?

Waverly · #4 03-01-2003, 06:26 AM

Jumpin’ Jeezus. Xeorox stock has withered to nothingness, United Airlines is insolvent, and skilled production is packing up and moving to mainland PRC… and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times?

Find your own porn. And FTR, ‘[one race] fucks [fair haired people of another race]’ just sounds a bit off to me. I’m not sure what Freud would say, but I’m sure it would be interesting.

SkipMagic · #5 03-01-2003, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Waverly
...and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times?

Heh-heh. In a porn thread, Waverly wrote hard.

Heh-heh.

SkipMagic · #6 03-01-2003, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm
What happened with this? It used to be that every picture that was described as black guy, white girl was 90% of the time you would get a 4 pic shot from BoB with some hot chick and a guy swinging 10+ inches of pipe but now it is just second rate wannabes who can't even get hard.

Quote:

Originally posted by Waverly
...and we are wondering if ‘blacks on blondes’ has fallen on hard times?

Besides, I think that's his point. They no longer do fall on anything hard.

Waverly · #7 03-01-2003, 10:00 AM

Well, Skippy, now that you have ruined a portion of my fun, go learn something:

Main Entry: ¹pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
Function: noun
Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
Date: 1662
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound - taken from Merriam-Webster's online

Lizard · #8 03-01-2003, 10:23 AM

I can't remember the last time I actually downloaded pictures. Getting home-made movie clips off Gnutella is just somehow more satisfying
I never understood the appeal of blacks on blonds, either.

SkipMagic · #9 03-01-2003, 10:32 AM

Now, Waverly, don't get your panties all in a bunch just because I was having a little pun of my own.

Biggirl · #10 03-01-2003, 10:36 AM

Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex?

betenoir · #11 03-01-2003, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Biggirl
Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex?

I'm a pervert, but I admit there are some things even I don't want to know.

Blackeyes · #12 03-01-2003, 11:56 AM

[quote]Originally posted by Biggirl
Blacksonblondes I understand, but dogfart? What the hell kind of sex is dogfart sex?[/quote[

Damnit, why the hell did my school learn us to use "context clues"?

My mind! My mind!

Gozu Tashoya · #13 03-01-2003, 01:50 PM

Heh. Heh-heh. She said 'punctillo.'

danceswithcats · #14 03-01-2003, 02:03 PM

Being the speculative kind of guy I am, I'd presume dogfart sex to be of the movie form, such that while Rin-Tin-Tin is hammering away, the soundtrack captures the canine flatus moment.

Hmmm. Although a very open-minded soul, I wouldn't find much interest in Phideaux Cuts the Cheese. I'll pass, thanks.

Polycarp · #15 03-01-2003, 02:30 PM

I'm just amused that a perfectly legitimate (if off-the-wall) question can be asked on this board in which the classic chorus of all Dopers, "Cite?!?", would be highly frowned on by the Mods!

Cubsfan · #16 03-01-2003, 02:38 PM

Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions? FTR, Dogfart is part of BoB I think. I always saw them together.

Funny thing about BoB is that only like half the chicks that are getting pounded in those pics are blondes.

The BoB portfolio has me wondering if the "fact" that black guys aren't packing more heat than white guys on avg is bunk. I rarely saw the same black dudes in these pics and none of these guys was packing under 8 or 9 inches. You RARELY see white porn stars with 9, let alone bigger.

Whats the scoop here?

Gary Kumquat · #17 03-01-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Polycarp
I'm just amused that a perfectly legitimate (if off-the-wall) question can be asked on this board in which the classic chorus of all Dopers, "Cite?!?", would be highly frowned on by the Mods!

Google search?

Pantone Swatchbook · #18 03-01-2003, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm
Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions? FTR, Dogfart is part of BoB I think. I always saw them together.

Funny thing about BoB is that only like half the chicks that are getting pounded in those pics are blondes.

The BoB portfolio has me wondering if the "fact" that black guys aren't packing more heat than white guys on avg is bunk. I rarely saw the same black dudes in these pics and none of these guys was packing under 8 or 9 inches. You RARELY see white porn stars with 9, let alone bigger.

Whats the scoop here?

Almost none of them, black OR white have 9 inch penises. The largest one in the BoB's storied history was probably Lexington Steele, advertised as anywhere between 10 - 14 inches. He is in fact, about 9. I'd be surprised if he was 9.5 inches. But on camera, it sure seems believeable that it could be 12. The easiest way to gauge these things is to compare objects on screen with the penis - such as the woman's hands or face. They usually fall within certain strict size ranges and make it easy to make an approximate guess.

There have been VERY few 10 inch porn stars. John Holmes is one. Long Dong Silver is another, although he was even larger. but incapable of maintaining an erection. Both have been advertised as being as large as 14 inches.

Will Repair · #19 03-01-2003, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm
Damn. No one is even going to try to answer my questions?

blacksonblondes.com through WhoIs reveals CostNet. Googling reveals a suit and judgement against CostNet.

Suggest you try blacks-on-blondes.com by Stargate Communications, Inc.

Cubsfan · #20 03-01-2003, 03:44 PM

I think you need to spend a little more time on BoB my friend because I know how to gauge size on camera and I know that there are at least 3-4 different black dudes featured on there who are at least 9 inches if not 10. Heres why I think so (TMI)

SPOILER:

samarm · #21 03-01-2003, 03:44 PM

There are many words in the OP that I do not understand.

I second the person that said "are you high?".

I'm sure Stinkpalm doesn't want this bumped, so let's just leave this thread alone shall we?

Will Repair · #22 03-01-2003, 03:49 PM

P.S. CostNet also owns ArabicNewspaper.com so now we know where those guys got their funding from. You!

Cubsfan · #23 03-01-2003, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by samarm

I'm sure Stinkpalm doesn't want this bumped, so let's just leave this thread alone shall we?

What the fuck is the point of this post? Threads die a natural death, they don't need a "thread worthiness judge" to decide whether they should live or die.

samarm · #24 03-01-2003, 04:06 PM

samarm not judging.

samarm make weak joke.

Sorry!

Cubsfan · #25 03-01-2003, 04:10 PM

Stop with the weak jokes otherwise I will schedule you for a photo shoot over at BoB where you will get slapped around with 10" weapons of destruction!

Already in Use · #26 03-01-2003, 04:21 PM

If I had to choose the things I most DIDN'T want to see in porn, I think "dog fart" would be pretty high on the list. Below "teratoma," but still up there.

Sam Stone · #27 03-01-2003, 04:23 PM

Well, at least we know how he got his username...

(-:

soulmurk · #28 03-01-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm
Figure a hand is gonna be 3.5-4 inches wide.

What kind of girls have you been dating?

Didn't Jerry Seinfeld date that girl in one episode?

samarm · #29 03-01-2003, 04:54 PM

Mmmm... gorilla love.

SPOOFE · #30 03-01-2003, 04:54 PM

Quote:

What kind of girls have you been dating?

Imagine the hand wrapped around a penis, and Sinkpalm's figure becomes more accurate.

(There's a pun in there somewhere, and I dare not try to find it.)

samarm · #31 03-01-2003, 05:02 PM

OK, but why does it stink?

soulmurk · #32 03-01-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SPOOFE
Imagine the hand wrapped around a penis, and Sinkpalm's figure becomes more accurate.

An adult male's hand sure, but a female's? I just can't see that.

neuroman · #33 03-01-2003, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by soulmurk
What kind of girls have you been dating?

Didn't Jerry Seinfeld date that girl in one episode?

Manhands!

Profane · #34 03-01-2003, 05:23 PM

My hands are 3 1/4 inches wide, and I don't have man-hands.

samarm · #35 03-01-2003, 05:24 PM

Classic Seinfeld. Lot's of episodes had similar themes, e.g. the low talker.

TWDuke · #36 03-01-2003, 05:30 PM

I saw a picture of a guy holding a 130-pound house cat, so don't try to tell me they can't get that large.

Mojo · #37 03-01-2003, 05:50 PM

Aren't the pics vidcaps and therefore copyright infringement unless they've made a deal with the companies that released the DVDs?

FaerieBeth · #38 03-01-2003, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sam Stone
Well, at least we know how he got his username...

(-:

*lmao* I was thinking as I clicked on the thread...'Hmmm, a porn post with that username is just so apropos!'

*giggle*

and just for my own personal info (although this may require TMI), why is a black guy with a blonde especially hot? I am a very pale brunette with a West Indian/Guyanese husband. Does this make us hot? Can we make money now? *g*

I am only kidding, really!

Cubsfan · #39 03-01-2003, 06:52 PM

I suppose if you were getting hammered with 10" of black meat then it would. lol.

Seriously though, the BoB stuff amzes me because, compared to most net porn, the women they get to bang are normally pretty good looking. I am wondering how they get these chicks to do these deeds.

SPOILER:

I just don't know how these guys are not major porn stars because they pack more heat than any white star I have seen. And these guys look like they work out too, so they are ripped.

Pantone Swatchbook · #40 03-01-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm

I just don't know how these guys are not major porn stars because they pack more heat than any white star I have seen. And these guys look like they work out too, so they are ripped.

Actually, Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels are popular porn stars who have done plenty of work outside of BoB. They are however, shunned from the more mainstream productions like Vivid due to racial issues - the big name porn starlets are discouraged from doing interracial scenes; just the nature of the industry.

You should read Lexington Steele's thoughts about this, do a google newsgroups search on him - he is VERY outspoken about these issues, and quite eloquent; he does have a masters degree, and is not the typical airhead with a large cock.

Also, to dispell your idea about these gentlemen having 10+ inch cocks, read this highly informative thread concerning the distorted illusion of large penises in porn. The level of research conducted by the guy borders on the obsessively scientific and is quite eye opening. He addresses the myth of foot-long penises, which is quite frankly that - a myth. He also goes into detail about why black porn stars SEEM larger than their white counterparts.

Mac Guffin · #41 03-01-2003, 10:06 PM

HEY! Watch those links! I coulda been at work when I clicked that!

Skeezix · #42 03-02-2003, 12:46 AM

All discussions of legality aside (because I really have no idea) for the moment:

Dogfart, in this case, is the internet handle (screen name, in SDMB parlance) of a particular fella, who is, or at least was, involved in some way or another with the distribution of "free internet porn" as discussed in the OP. I don't know if he was the photographer, star, or simply the man who owned the rights to the photo sets emblazoned with his name.

His handle is in no way indicative of the content of said porn. No dogs allowed, so to speak.

Carry on.

_{I have no idea if he's releasing more, less, or no porn at all, compared to his past efforts. I can also not comment on the release schedule of "blacksonblondes." Sorry 'bout that, Stinkpalm.}

Tars Tarkas · #43 03-02-2003, 01:22 AM

Since we are talkin' 'bout porn here, does anyone actually get off from the money shot to the girl's face or bukkake? I just don't get it (i am from the school that one penis in the pictures is one penis too many, i just want to see the girl naked, thank you, not being torn in half or drown in cum)

SPOOFE · #44 03-02-2003, 01:53 AM

Well, Tars, I particularly like to see the people involved in the porn I view to either A: really be enjoying it or B: be very, very good at pretending to enjoy it. I don't particularly ascribe to the money shot, but a nice heavy ejaculation on the part of the guy is an indicator that he did get some enjoyment out of it. I get a similar enjoyment by seeing a girl that's nice and moist 'round the pearly gates.

Cephalopod · #45 03-02-2003, 02:27 PM

Where do they (ie, the porn industry in general) find the seemingly endless stream of women willing to have sex with them on camera.

This is a HUGE mystery to me and any insight would be appreciated.

Thanks,
C'Pod

jujuju · #46 03-02-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stinkpalm
Stop with the weak jokes otherwise I will schedule you for a photo shoot over at BoB where you will get slapped around with 10" weapons of destruction!

hey, Stinkpalm, i got a joke for ya...

Ike Witt · #47 03-02-2003, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skeezix
Dogfart, in this case, is the internet handle (screen name, in SDMB parlance) of a particular fella, who is, or at least was, involved in some way or another with the distribution of "free internet porn" as discussed in the OP. I don't know if he was the photographer, star, or simply the man who owned the rights to the photo sets emblazoned with his name.

All of Dogfarts pictures of captures from movies that are for sale at any adult film site. I don't think that he/they has/have ever taken credit for being a producer or photographer. Dogfart is basically a retail 'brand name'.

Blalron · #48 03-02-2003, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Since we are talkin' 'bout porn here, does anyone actually get off from the money shot to the girl's face or bukkake? I just don't get it (i am from the school that one penis in the pictures is one penis too many, i just want to see the girl naked, thank you, not being torn in half or drown in cum)

Obviously individual tastes are very different, but I think without the money shot there is no sense of completion to the sexual act... it's rather bothersome.

litost · #49 03-02-2003, 10:11 PM

It is more bothersome to watch someone strenously jerking off for ever and ever and ever while she has her mouth open in faux anticipation.

litost · #50 03-02-2003, 10:15 PM

Does posting in this thread permanently label me as an "Internet porn connoisseur?"

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