I was sitting here this morning fairly depressed, so I decided to read some posts to cheer me up- I remembered there is one post that makes me laugh everytime, I can’t find the thread of course but it was about the day in the life Of KING NIFTY’s children.
SO what posts are memorable to you?
Don’t be depressed Deadly Nightlite, think of me…I’m a dislexic agnostic insomniac, who sit’s up all night wondering if there really is a dog… 
sorry no immediate cite for funny posts, but I’ll try and make this one a little more humorus!
Thanks Phlospr 
I found the thread I was thnking about
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=142131&highlight=king+nifty+school
It was a post by giraffe, cracks me up
Right here.
Scroll down to SPOOFE’s post. Its the most I’ve ever laughed at something on a computer screen, and I’ve seen some funny things on a comptuer screen.
I’ll see your monkey butler and I’ll raise you three mushrooms.
Everybody knows about OpalCat’s Page o’ Flames, right?
http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html
Go forth, and laugh until you pee.
It has to be the “blimp” story. Sorry, I’m new and haven’t figured out how to link yet, but I’m sure everybody here knows of it.
Does anyone have a link to the “blimp” story? I’ve seen references to it, but I don’t know what it is. Thanks
The Funny Things Said During Sex thread is usually brought up, and I always agree that thread is hilarious. “Is that a leg?”, “Are you the sheriff?”, and “Make pig noises!” crack me up every time.
I can’t recall the name of this thread, but it involved a Doper wanting to get rid of a mouse or possibly mice in her/his office, I think. Someone posted to the thread with a response close to this:
How do you catch a mouse?
You hide in a corner and get real quiet, then make a sound like cheese.
I am shaking with laughter just typing it. That post struck my funnybone and still gets me when I think about it. I read the post to a few people, but no one thought it was nearly as funny as I did. I’ve searched for that thread a few times, but have been unable to find it since.
I think Nazi Groundhogs is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.
The silence, before, during, and after reading SPOOFE’s joke, was deafening.
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Unfortunately, my nominee for Funniest Post Ever was lost in the big board crash last year. I’d quote it here, but it’s not very funny out of context. For those who were around back then, let me jog your memory: It was the last thread to get Threadspotted before the crash, it started out as a tech-support rant, and the post I’m thinking of involved ducks.
LOL!!! Thank you Q.E.D. for the link. 
Here’s some quickies I’ve collected.
http://fathom.org/jjtm/dungeon/QMessageBoards.html
Scylla’s Goat Porn brought tears to my eyes, I laughed so hard.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48886&highlight=rudolph+reindeer
Funniest.Thread.Ever.
You haven’t laughed until you’ve read My Bladder Knows I’m Home.