20 Questions Game for UncleBeer

[IHeartUncleBeer]

I'm bored today, I'm tired of my alter ego and UncleBeer doesn't seem too interested in trying to figure out who I am, so I thought I'd give him a chance to do so, if he's game.

Uncle, wanna play? I'll answer twenty of your questions with a "Yes" or "No" only.

If you can't figure out who I am, I'll probably tell you anyway.

[BurnMeUp]

Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

[DarkDragon]

Are you a tank?

[PurpleCrackwhore]

can you shoot spitwads across the room at 20 paces?

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[Coldfire]

Is this *really* your only Alter Ego ?


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Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

[Flypsyde]

Are you Mark Serlin?

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo's Funeral

[Sealemon88]

Do you like PB and J's?

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.

[Mojo]

How many restraining orders do you have?

(please include those currently in process)

[IHeartUncleBeer]

I had a sneaking suspicion that I'd be sorry I posted this topic.

A resounding raspberry to you all!

Uncle, I await you!

[IHeartUncleBeer]

Come on, guys... By my even thinking that he'd guess who I am, you must have deduced that I'm a regular.

This is also my ONLY pseudonym.

[Flypsyde]

Are the rest of us allowed to play?

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo's Funeral

[IHeartUncleBeer]

UncleBeer can get ideas from you guys, but I'll only answer 20 of his questions.

Sorry Flypsyde.

[Athena]

Is it a moosecock?

[Flypsyde]

Damn! Well, where the hell's he at? I've got some ideas...

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo's Funeral

[ChrisCTP]

Are you Byzantine?

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[Frankie]

Is Uncle Beer even here??

I know I'd hotfoot it to any thread about MY secret admirer. When was he last spotted?


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-Frankie

I'm not a shrimp, I'm a King Prawn.
-Pepe the Prawn

[Catrandom]

Does this really qualify as a secret admirer? I was thinking more groupie, meself.

Catrandom

[pluto]

Just to be clear about this right from the start:

It ain't me!


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My Child Is An Honour Student At Hogwarts

[Imthecowgodmoo]

Moosecock? WTF?!?!


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"People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don't realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world."
-- Calvin and Hobbes
(__)
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[Sylence]

I'm with you on that one, Cowgod. . .


-- Sylence

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I don't have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.

[ZenBeam]

Are you bigger than a bread box?

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It is too clear, and so it is hard to see.

[UncleBeer]

Aw, crap. Take one stinkin' day off and look what happens.

Question #1 - Are you female?
Question #2 - Is there an "e" in your regular user name?
Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name?
Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River?

That should get me started.

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

[PunditLisa]

I hope Question #1 is "yes" or I fear a Jenny Jones type tragedy....

[Coldfire]

Those questions will get you nowhere Uncle. Se, if I were to answer them:

1: No.
2: Yes.
3: Yes.
4: Yes.

Hell, Amsterdam IS east of the Mississippi river


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Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

[IHeartUncleBeer]

Uncle, thanks for deciding to play! This should be fun...

Here you go:

Question #1 - Are you female? Yes

Question #2 - Is there an "e" in your regular user name? Yes

Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name? Yes

Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River? No

Looking forward to questions #5 - #20!

[Mullinator]

Is your name Mullinator? Oh wait, dangit. Wasted that question. Talk about folding under pressure.

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Well, shut my mouth. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

[Flypsyde]

Well, the fact that she's got an "e" shoots my guess of ChrisCTP down (and I really thought I was on to something-Byzantine! Ha! An obvious piece of counter-intelligence, meant to throw me off the trail, Chris!).

And I thought it might be Canthearya, but I've noticed that she always bolds usernames, and IHeart doesn't.

So, Uncle B, I await your next questions, in hopes of sharpening my Encyclopedia Brown skills.

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo's Funeral

[Gazelle]

The intrigue! The mystery! The beer!

Wow, I was a suspect. Cool.

[Coldfire]

My guess is Diane.


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Coldfire
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

[Shadowfox]

Well, I don't have an "E" in my user name and I certainly do not have more than 500 posts..However, I do live East of the Mississippi....hmmmm...


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Shadowfox
"We are what we pretend to be."
- Kurt Vonnegut

[ChiefScott]

kellibelli... you tease!

[PurpleCrackwhore]

It isn't me... I would have come up with a name more like DoMeDoMeUncleBeer!

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I really try to be good but it just isn't in my nature!

[IHeartUncleBeer]

I will accept guesses from UncleBeer only.

If he really wants to waste his questions asking ones like "Are you Byzantine?" that's up to him.

[UncleBeer]

OK, more questions.

#5 - Did you register for this message board prior to 6/15/99?
#6 - Is there more than 6 letters in your regular user name?
#7 - Have you been to one of the doper meets publicized on this board?
#8 - Is your regular name on Coldfire's list in this thread? http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html

More to come.

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

[Flypsyde]

Ooooh, this is gettin' good.

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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo's Funeral

[Carl Berry]

LOVEROCK?

[ChrisCTP]

Psst...UncleBeer...I know, I know.

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[ChrisCTP]

I lied...I have no idea. That is, unless it's one of the married or otherwise involved women, whom I would not guess just cuz, well, they're married.

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[IHeartUncleBeer]

Way to make a girl feel dirty, Chris.

[ChrisCTP]

In that case...well, let's just say I'm pretty sure I can "sense" what the correct answer is.

::eg::

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[UncleBeer]

Question #9 - Is there a "t" in your user name?


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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

[IHeartUncleBeer]

You're just toying with me now, aren't you Uncle?

Question #9 - Is there a "t" in your user name? Yes

My anonimity is just about at an end, isn't it? I'm actually sorry to see it go.

[UncleBeer]

Question #10 - Are you wearing brown shoes today?

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

[ChrisCTP]

:::wondering why I even care, feeling gratified and victorious nonetheless:::

[singsong]AhahahaHAAA, I was right![/singsong]

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"Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today."
Guanolad

[IHeartUncleBeer]

Okay, that was a guess, I know. But it's still freaky.

Question #10 - Are you wearing brown shoes today? Yes

I knew I loved you, UncleBeer. Just didn't know why. So sweet to give me these last, precious few moments with my pseudonym.

Excuse us a sec. We need to be alone.

<FONT SIZE=1> [ I'll miss you, pseudonym! You were lots of fun while you lasted... You have my permission to continue harrassing UncleBeer, but only in conjunction with his permission. ...sniff... ] </FONT>

[UncleBeer]

Wow, I'm certainly flattered, even though it's just a game. Actually, you have no idea how many searches I tried in an attempt at finding similar posting styles. The small font and this, "...sheesh..." were just a couple things I was trying in a futile attempt. You are more than welcome to continue using the Heart name if you wish. Please don't get yourself in trouble with your hubby though.

Now maybe you can help me track down this person:
http://www.straightdope.com/cgi-bin/...UncleBeerLover

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Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

[pluto]

Wait!

Am I particularly dense or is there still some mystery here for us? Has everyone but me figured it out?

p.s. I'm wearing gray running shoes today.


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There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it.
Cicero

[IHeartUncleBeer]

"Get myself in trouble..." Of course not, Uncle! My husband is very aware of my flirty ways and would think this is hilarious.

I only did it because of your infamous "Miserable Scrotes" thread in the Pit. Then it was just fun to torment you every once in a while. I have a feeling that that other fan might be... who was your very first guess... Diane? The one in SLC?

That's hilarious that you did the search thing on the ... stuff. I did that and the non-bolding of usernames on purpose.

Are you going to make it official? Say it or ask it or whatever!!!

[Jodi]

Yeah, tell us, tell us.

We're not as smart as you. Or not as willing to do detective work. Or both.



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Jodi

Fiat Justitia

[Sealemon88]

You're not the only one who can't see it, pluto.

Or is it...the not the only one who can't hear it?

OK, that was a guess. It's either her, or Shirly Ujest, right?

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You say "cheesy" like that's a BAD thing.