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Old 04-02-2003, 11:46 AM
PolskiKing PolskiKing is offline
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Does the RIFE machine really work?

My doctor recently suggested I get a RIFE machine, so i did
some research, and im surprised at what i saw.
The RIFE machine was created by a guy named Royal Rife.
Supporters adamatly believe it works. Basically you turn this
machine on and sit somewhere in the room. But heres where it
gets cooky. They believe that sitting near the machine cures the
following illnesses, according to this sheet my doctor gave me:

Abdominal inflammation
Abdominal pain
Abscesses: set 1
Abscesses: set 2
Absentmindedness
Acidosis
Acne: set 1
Acne: set 2
Acne: vulgaris
Aconite
Actinobacillus
Actinomyces israelii
Acupuncture disturbance field
Acute pain
Adenoids
Adenoma: cervical
Adenovirus
Adhesions
Adnexitis
Adrenal stimulant
Adynamia: geriatric
Aflatoxin
African trypanosomuasis
AIDS: set 1
AIDS: set 2
AIDS: set 3
Alcoholism
Allergies
Alopecia
Alternaria tenuis
Amenorrhea
Amoeba: general
Amoeba: hepar abcess
Amoebic dysentery
Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
Anal itching
Anaphiaxis
Aneurysm
Anger
Angina: pectoris
Angina: throat
Ankylosing spondylitis
Anosmia
Anthrax
Antiseptic: general
Apoplexy
Appendicitis
Appetite: lack of
Arenas tennus
Arnica
Arsenic alb
Arteriosclerosis
Arthritis: arthralgia due to gout
Arthritis: focal origin gastrogenic, tonsiltogenic, and paresis
Arthritis: general
Arthritis: rheumatoid
Asian grippe A
Aspergillus flavus
Aspergillus glaucus
Aspergillus niger
Aspergillus terreus
Asthma
Astrocytoma
Ataxia: general
Ataxia: spastic
Athlete's foot
Attention Deficit Disorder
Auto-immune disorders
Auto-intoxication
Bacillinum
Bacillus: Coli Rod Form
Bacillus: Coli Virus
Bacillus infections
Bacillus subtilis
Bacillus thuriniensis
Backache
Bacterial infections
Bacterium coli
Bacterium coli commune and E. coli combination
Bacterium lactis nosode
Bacteroides fragilis
Bad breath
Baker's Yeast allergy
Balancing of body
Banti's syndrome
Barley smut
Basidiomycetes
Bed wetting
Bedsores
Bell's palsy
Bermuda smut
Biliary cirrhosis
Biliary headache
Biliousness
Bilirubin
Biting of insects
Black widow
Bladder and prostate complaints
Bladder TBC
Blastocystis hominus
Blepharisma
Blood diseases
Blood pressure: high
Blood pressure: low
Blue cohosh
Boils
Bone disease, periodontal disease
Bone regeneration
Bone spurs
Bone trauma
Borrelia
Borreliosis
Botrytis
Botrytis cinereas
Botulinum
Brachial neuralgia
Branhamella 'Moraxella' catarrhalis
Breast: fibroid cysts
Breathing, deep
Bright's syndrome
Bronchial asthma
Bronchial pneumonia
Bronchiectasis
Bronchitis
Bronchopneumonia borinum
Brown recluse
Brucella: abortus
Brucella: melitensis
Bruises
Bubonic plague: secondary infections
Bubonic plague: Versenia pestis
Bunion pain
Burns
Bursitis
BX Virus
BY Virus
Caeliacia
Calming
Campylobacter
Cancer: additional frequencies 1
Cancer: additional frequencies 2
Cancer: adenoma
Cancer: astrocytoma
Cancer: basic set 1
Cancer: basic set 2
Cancer: bladder
Cancer: breast, set 1
Cancer: breast, set 2
Cancer: breast, set 3
Cancer: breast, set 4
Cancer: breast, set 5
Cancer: BX virus
Cancer: BY virus
Cancer: carcinoma: bronchial
Cancer: carcinoma: colon
Cancer: carcinoma in general
Cancer: carcinoma: larynx
Cancer: carcinoma: liver fermentative
Cancer: carcinoma: liver
Cancer: carcinoma: uterine fermentative
Cancer: carcinoma: basal cell skin
Cancer: cervical
Cancer: droglioma
Cancer: fibrosarcoma
Cancer: fibrous tumor
Cancer: gastric adenocarcinoma
Cancer: general, set 1
Cancer: general, set 2
Cancer: general, set 3
Cancer: glioblastoma
Cancer: glioblastoma tremor
Cancer: gliomas
Cancer: Hodgkin's disease
Cancer: Kaposi's sarcoma
Cancer: leukemia
Cancer: leukemia hairy cell
Cancer: leukemia mycloid
Cancer: leukemia, feline
Cancer: leukemia, lymphatic
Cancer: leukemia, T-cell
Cancer: lymphogranuloma venereum
Cancer: lymphogranuloma, lymphoma
Cancer: lymphosarcoma
Cancer: maintenance
Cancer: melanoma metastasis
Cancer: multiple myeloma
Cancer: mycosis fungoides
Cancer: nasopharyngeal
Cancer: pain
Cancer: plasmacytoma
Cancer: prostate
Cancer: prostate: additional frequencies
Cancer: prostate, Vega result 1
Cancer: rhabdomyosarcoma embryonal
Cancer: rhabdomyosarcoma embryonal, Vega result 1
Cancer: rhabdomyosarcoma
Cancer: sarcoma in general
Cancer: stomach
Cancer: conidium head cells
Cancrum oris
Candida
Candida: albicans, set 1
Candida: albicans, set 2
Candida: albicans, set 3
Candida: albicans, set 4
Candida: carcinomas
Candida: tropicalis
Canine parvovirus
Canine parvovirus: mutant strain
Canine parvovirus: type B
Canker
Carbo animalis
Carbuncles
Cardiacedema
Carpal tunnel
Carvularia spiratera
Cat virus
Cataract: brunescent
Cataract: complicated
Cataract: general
Catarrh
Causticum
Cells of Leudig 'colon' tonic
Cephaloshorium
Cephalothecium
Cerebral palsy
Cerebrospinal conditions
Cerumen
Cervical polyp
Cervicitis
Cervix adenoma
Chaetomiumglobosum
Chakra base root
Chelidonium
Chemical sensitivity
Chemtrail detox
Chest infection
Chicken pox
Chillbains
Chlamydia pneumoniae, set 1
Chlamydia pneumoniae, set 2
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cholecystitis: acute
Cholecystitis: chronic
Cholera
Cholera secondary infections
Cholesteatoma
Cholesterinum
Chronic fatigue syndrome
Cimicifuga
Circulation disturbances
Circulatory stasis
Cirrhosis biliary
Cirrhosis hepatitis
Cladosporium fulvum
Clostridium difficile
CMV
Coelicia
Cold: set 1
Cold: set 2
Cold and flu: general 1998
Cold in head, chest
Colic
Colitis
Collectotrichum
Colon problems: general
Comedones
Concentration
Condylomata: advanced set
Condylomata: basic set
Conjunctivitis
Constipation
Contusion
Convoforce
Convulsions: general
Convulsions: spasticity
Coraforce
Corallinus
Corn smut
Corynebacterium diptheriae
Costalgia
Coxsackie: general
Cramping and nausea
Cramps: general
Cramps: menstrual
Crinis humansis
Critter
Crocus sotillus
Crohn's disease
Cryptococcus neoformans
Cryptosporidium
Cunninghamella
Curva spic
Cuts
Cyclospora
Cyst: hydatid
Cyst: ovarian
Cyst: solitary
Cystic fibrosis
Cystitis: chronic
Cystopyelo nephritis
Cytomegalovirus
Deafness: improvement
Deer tick
Dematium nigrum
Dental: general wellbeing
Dental foci
Depression: basic set
Depression: due to drugs or toxins
Depression: due to outside circumstances
Depression: anxiety, trembling, weakness
Detox 1: toxins in the intestines
Detox 2: parasites in the intestines
Detox 3: toxins in kidneys and liver
Detox 4: toxins throughout the body
Diabetes: set 1
Diabetes: set 2
Diabetes: secondary
Diabetes: tertiary
Diabetic toe ulcer
Diarrhea
Diphtheria
Dirofilaria immitis
Disc, herniated
Distemper
Distorsion
Diverticulosis
Dizziness
Down's syndrome palliative
Droglioma
Drug addiction
Duodenal ulcer
Duodenitis
Dupuytren's contracture
Dysentery
Dysmenorrhea
Dyspepsia
E. coli
E. coli: mutant strain
Ear conditions: various
Ear fungus
Ear wax
EBV
Echinococcinum
Echo Virus
Eczema
Electrolyte levels: water, sodium, potassium, to improve
Elephantiasis
Emotion: abnormal behaviour
Emphysema
Encephalitis
Endocarditis
Endometriosis tuberylosa
Endometriosis, chronic
Energy and vitality
Entamoeba histolytica
Enterobiasis
Enterococcinum
Enterohepatitis
Enuresis
Epicoccum
Epicondylitis
Epidermophyton floccinum
Epididymitis
Epilepsy
Epstein-Barr virus
Epstein-Barr virus: secondary
Eriterocoucinum
Erysipelas
Erythema nosodum
Escherichia coli
Esophagus
Euglena
Eustachian tube inflammation
Eye disorders: general
Eye inflammation: general
Eyelid droop
Eyes: glaucoma
Eyesight: to improve
Facial cramps
Facial paralysis
Facial toning
Fainting
Fascia
Fasciolopsis Buscii: adult
Fasciolopsis Buscii: eggs
Fatigue: general
Febris wolhynia
Fel tauri
Feli
Feline leukemia
Felis
Felon
Feloris Wolyhnica
Fever: sunstroke
Fever: various causes
Fibroadenoma mamanae
Fibroma
Fibromyalgia
Fibropendulum
Fibrosarcoma
Fibrosis of lung
Fischpyrogen
Fissures
Fistula: dentalis
Fistula: ulcer
FIV
Flatulence
Flu: set 1
Flu: set 2
Follicular mange
Folliculitis: hot-tub
Food poisoning
Foot and mouth syndrome
Foot blisters
Fractures
Frequency fatigue
Frigidity
Frostbite
Frozen shoulder
Fungus and mould: general
Fungus: general
Furunkulosis
Furunkulosis herpes
Fusarium: general
Gall bladder: dystonia with osteitis
Gallbladder: inflammation
Gallbladder: pain
Gallstone attack
Gallstones
Gangrene: general
Gardinerella
Gasoden
Gastritis and flatus
General antiseptic
General balancing
General malady
General prophylaxis
Geotrichum candidum
German measles: rubella
German measles: secondary
Giardia
Gingivitis
Glanders
Glandular fever
Glaucoma
Gonads: inflammation
Gonorrhea
Gout
Granuloma dent
Gravel in urine
Grave's disease
Grippe
Gum disease
Haemophilia tonic
Hair: well being
Halitosis
Hallucinations
Hand, foot and mouth syndrome
Hangover
Hay fever
Head injury follow-up
Headaches
Headaches caused by vertebral misalignment
Headaches due to parasites
Headaches due to toxicity
Headaches: unknown cause
Headaches urogenitally caused
Healing and regeneration
Heart tonic
Heartburn: chronic
Heartworm
Heliobacterium pylori
Heliobacterium pylori: ulcer
Helminthosporium
Hemobartinella felis
Hemophilia
Hemorrage
Hemorrhoids
Hepatitis A
Hepatitis B
Hepatitis C
Hepatitis: general
Hepatitis general: secondary
Hernia
Herpes: general
Herpes progenetalis
Herpes simplex I: U.2
Herpes simplex II
Herpes type 2A
Herpes type 5
Herpes type C
Herpes zoster
Herpes zoster: secondary
Hiccups
Hip pain
Hirudo medicinalis
Histoplasma
HIV
Hives
Hoarseness
Hodgkin's disease
Hookworm
Hordeolum
Hormodendrum
Hormonal imbalances
Hot flashes
Hot tub folliculitis
Hydrocele
Hyperacidity of stomach
Hyperosmia
Hypertension
Hyperthyroid
Hypochondrium: upper abdomen
Hypophyseal disturbances
Hypotension
Hypothyroid
Hypoxia
Icterus, haemolytic
Ileocolitis: colon inflammation
Immune system stimulation
Impotence
Indigestion
Infantile paralysis
Infections: general
Infections: general secondary
Infections: general tertiary
Infertility
Inflammation: general
Influencinum: Berlin
Influencinum: vesica general
Influencinum: vesica NW
Influencinum: vesica SW
Influenza
Influenza aches and respiratory
Influenza Asian grippe A
Influenza grippe: general
Influenza grippe: vapch
Influenza haemophilus
Influenza haemophilus type B
Influenza V grippe
Influenza virus: general
Influenza 1997 to 1999
Injection: allergic reaction to
Insect bites: general
Insomnia
Intelligence: clarity of thought
Intercostal neuralgia
Interleukin
Intermittent claudication
Intestinal problems: colon
Intestinal problems: general
Intestines: inflammation
Irritable bowel syndrome
Itching
Jaundice
Jock itch
Joint inflammation
Kaposi's sarcoma
Kidney insufficiency
Kidney meridian: balancing and correcting
Kidney papilloma
Kidney stones
Kidney tonic: general
Kieferosteitis
Klebsiella pneumoniae
Knee: joint pain
Lac Deflorat
Lamblia
Large intestine tonic
Laryngeal polyp
Larynx
Lateral sclerosis
Laxative: mild
Legionella
Leishman Donovan bodies
Leprosy
Leptospirosis
Leukocytogenesis: to stimulate
Leukoderma: acquired
Leukoencephalitis
Leukoencephalitis: secondary
Leukoplakia
Leukose
Lipoma
Listeriose
Liver enlargement
Liver flukes
Liver support
L-lysine: to stimulate
Lockjaw
Locomotor dysfunction incoordination
Low blood pressure
Luesinum and Syphilinum
Lumbago
Lung abscess
Lung sinus bacteria
Lupus: general
Lupus: general secondary
Lupus: SLE
Luxation
Lyme disease
Lyme: set 1
Lyme: set 2
Lyme: secondary
Lyme: tertiary
Lyme: hatchlings and eggs
Lymph plaque
Lymph stasis
Lymph support
Lymphangitis
Lymphogranuloma
Lyssinum
Macular degeneration
Malabsorption syndrome
Malaria
Malassezia furfur
Mange follicular
Mannan
Marsh elder
Mastitis
Mastoiditis
Measles
Measles: rubella
Measles: rubella vaccine
Measles: rubeola
Measles: vaccine
Medorrhinum
Meniere's disease
Meningcoccus Virus
Meningioma
Meningitis
Meningitis: secondary
Menstrual problems
Mental concentration
Mental disorders
Methotrexate
Microsporum audouini
Microsporum canis
Migraine
Moles
Mononucleosis
Monotospora languinosa
Morbillinum
Morbus Parkinson
Morgan bacterium
Motion sickness
Mould
Mould and fungus: general
Mouth eruptions: herpes sores
Mouth eruptions: white patches
Mucocutan perniciosis
Mucor: mucedo
Mucor: plumbeus
Mucor: racemosis
Mucormycosis
Mucous membrane: general inflammation
Mucoviscidosis
Multiple sclerosis: set 1
Multiple sclerosis: set 2
Multiple sclerosis: set 3
Multiple sclerosis: secondary
Multiple sclerosis: tremor or twitch
Mumps
Mumps: secondary
Mumps: tertiary
Mumps: vaccine
Muscles: to relax
Muscular dystrophy
Muscular pain from injury
Mycobacterium avium
Mycogone fungoides
Mycogone fungoides: secondary
Mycogone species
Mycoplasma pneumonia
Mycosis fungoides
Myocarditis: narbe
Myocarditis: necrose
Myoma
Myositis
Nasal polyp
Nasturtium
Nausea and cramping
Nephritis
Nerve disorders
Nervousness
Neuralgia
Neuralgia: intercostal
Neuralgia: trigeminal
Neurosis
Neurospora sitophila
Nigrospora species
Nocardia asteroides
Oat smut
Oedema: swelling
Oligodena
Oospora
Oral lesions
Orchitis
Orchitis: secondary
Ornithosis
Osteitis
Osteoarthritis
Osteoitis
Osteomyelitis
Osteomyelosclerosis
Osteosinusitis
Ostitis
Otitis: external
Otitis: medinum
Otosclerosis
Ovarian cyst
Ovarian disorders: general
Ovum
Ozaena
Pain
Pain of cancer
Pain of infection
Pain relief: general
Pancreas: general
Pancreatic insufficiency
Papilloma kidney
Papilloma virus
Paraceli
Paradontose
Paralysis: nonspastic
Paralysis: spastic
Paralysis from stroke
Paramecium caudatum
Parasites: blood flukes
Parasites: follicular mange
Parasites general: set 1
Parasites general: set 2
Parasites general: set 3
Parasites: general flukes set 1
Parasites: general flukes set 2
Parasites: giardia
Parasites: heartworms
Parasites: helminthsporium
Parasites: hookworm
Parasites: intestinal flukes
Parasites: leishmania braziliensis
Parasites: leishmania donovan
Parasites: leishmania tropica
Parasites: liver flukes
Parasites: lymph flukes
Parasites: pancreatic flukes
Parasites: pinworm
Parasites: roundworms
Parasites: schistosoma haematobium
Parasites: schistosoma mansoni
Parasites: sheep liver flukes
Parasites: strongyloides
Parasites: taenia
Parasites: tapeworms
Parasites: threadworms
Parasites: trichinosis
Parasites: turbatrix
Paresis
Paresthesia
Parkinson's disease
Parrot fever
Parvovirus: canine
Parvovirus: canine mutant strain
Parvovirus: canine type B
Pasteurella combination
Pelvic inflammatory disease
Pemniciosis
Pemphigus
Penicillium: chyrosogenium
Penicillium: chyrosogenium secondary
Penicillium: notatum
Penicillium: notatum secondary
Penicillium: rubrum
Pennyroyal
Penqueculum
Pepto streptococcus
Pericarditis
Periodontal disease
Peritonitis
Perniosis
Pertussis
Pertussis: secondary
Pesticide detox
Phaqocyross: to stimulate
Pharyngitis
Phlebitis
Phoma Destructiva
Pineal gland: to stimulate
Pituitary gland: to stimulate
Plague
Plantaris
Plasmacytoma
Pleurisy
Pneumocystis carnii
Pneumonia
Pneumonia: bronchial
Pneumonia: klebsiella
Pneumonia: mycoplasma
Pneumonia: walking
Pneumovirus
Polio
Polio: secondary complications
Polyarthritis
Polyp: general
Polyp: nasal
Polyp: uterine
Porphyria
Postsurgery detoxification of anaesthesia
Proctitis
Prostate: adenominum
Prostate: hyperplasia
Prostate problems: general
Prostatitis
Prostatitis: secondary infection
Proteus
Protozoa
Pseudomonas aeruginosa
Pseudomonas mallei
Pseudomonas pyocyanea
Psittacosis
Psoriasis
Psorinum
Pullularia pullulans
Pyelitis proteus
Pyocyaneus
Pyoderma
Pyorrhea
Pyrogenium 62
Pyrogenium ex ovo
Pyrogenium fish
Pyrogenium mayo
Pyrogenium suis
Q Fever
Rabies
Radiation burns
Relaxation: to produce
Renal: calculii
Renal: excretory insufficiency
Reproductive
Respiratory syncitial virus
Retrovirus variants
Rhesus gravidatum
Rheuma
Rheumaticus
Rheumatism
Rheumatoid arthritis
Rhinitis
Rhinopneumonitis
Rhizopus nigricans
Rhodo torula
Rhodococcus
Rickettsia
Ringworm
Rocky Mountain spotted fever
Rotifer
Roundworm
Rubella
Rubeola
Ruko tick
Salivary gland virus
Salmonella
Salmonella paratyphi B
Salmonella type B
Salmonella typhi
Salmonella typhimurium
Sanguinera
Sanguis menst
Scarlet fever
Schumann resonance
Schunan B-Cell
Sciaticor schias
Sclerosis: lateral
Sedation and pain relief
Sedative effect
Seizure
Semperillium
Sexual dysfunction
Shigella
Shingles
Sinus bacteria
Sinusitis: frontalis
Sinusitis: maxillaris
Sinusitis: set 1
Sinusitis: set 2
Sinusitis: set 3
Sleeping sickness
Slipped discs
Smallpox
Smallpox: secondary
Smegma
Sneezing
Sore throat
Sorghum smut
Spasms: muscle
Spastic paresis
Spleen: enlarged
Spleen: secondary
Sporobolomyces
Sporotrichum pruinosum
Stammering
Staphylococci infection
Staphylococcus aureus
Staphylococcus coagulae positive
Staphylococcus general: set 1
Staphylococcus general: set 2
Stemphylium
Stiff muscles
Stiff muscles: secondary
Stiff neck
Stiff shoulder
Stomach disorders
Stomatitis
Stomatitis aphthous
Streptococcus virus
Streptococcus enterococcinum
Streptococcus haemolytic
Streptococcus infection: general
Streptococcus mutant strain
Streptococcus pepto
Streptococcus pneumoniae
Streptococcus pyogenes
Streptococcus viridans
Streptomyces griseus
Streptothrix
Stroke: follow-up
Strongyloides
Struma
Struma: cystica
Struma: nodosa
Struma: parenchyme
Stye
Subluxation induced disorders
Sudor pedis
Sun allergy
Sunstroke
Surgery: detox of anaesthesia
Surgery: prevent and control nosocomial, hospital-acquired and
Surgical pain: post-op recovery
Swelling
Swimmer's ear
Swollen glands
Syphilis
Tachycardia
Taenia
Taste: loss of
Tendomyopathy
Tennis elbow
Tetanus: secondary complications
Tetragen
Thalamus stimulant
Thermi bacteria
Throat "tickle": chronic
Thrombophlebitis
Thrombosis
Thrush
Thymus: to stimulate
Tinea: cruris
Tinea: versicolor
Tinnitus
Tobacco mosaic
Tonsillar: nosode
Tonsillar: pfropfe
Tonsillitis
Tooth extraction: follow-up
Toothache
Toxins: to eliminate
Toxoplasmosis
Trachoma
Trauma
Trench mouth
Treponema pallidum
Trichinosis
Trichodermia
Trichomonas
Trichophytie general
Trichophytie nagel
Trichophytie nagel: secondary
Trichophyton mentagrophytes
Trichophyton rubrum
Trichophyton tonsuraus
Trigeminal neuralgia
Trypanosoma gambiense
Tuberculinum
Tuberculosis: aviare
Tuberculosis: bovine
Tuberculosis: general
Tuberculosis: klebs
Tuberculosis: rod form
Tuberculosis: rod, E. coli, TB infections
Tuberculosis: secondary complications
Tuberculosis virus
Tularemia
Tumor: brain
Turbatrix
Typhoid fever
Ulcer: duodenal
Ulcer: gastric
Ulcer: ventric
Ulcer: ventricular
Ulcers: general
Unsociable behaviour
Urea-plasma
Uremia
Urethritis
Urticaria
Uterine polyp
Vision: poor
Vitamag: complete set
Vitiligo
Warts: condyloma
Warts: general
Warts: pappiloma type, branch or stalk
Warts: plantar
Warts: verruca
Wellness
Werlhof
Wheat smut
Wheat stem rust
Whiplash
White blood cell stimulation
Whooping cough
Wolhynia fever
Wound healing
Xanthemia
Yeast: Baker's
Yeast: cervical
Yeast: general
Yellow fever
Yersenia pestis
Zygomycosis

Can it really cure AIDS and Cancer just by sitting near this machine
turned on? If so, why is it not more popular than it is?

And if it doesnt. why are there so many supporters of it?

Lastly, how does it work and why is it so darn expensive?

-PK
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Old 04-02-2003, 11:49 AM
PolskiKing PolskiKing is offline
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Should i bother spending the $4,000 it costs to get one?
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Old 04-02-2003, 11:54 AM
UncleBill UncleBill is offline
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Check your "doctor's" credentials. Twice.
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Old 04-02-2003, 11:55 AM
UncleBill UncleBill is offline
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Google "rife machine fraud" and do some reading.
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Old 04-02-2003, 11:59 AM
Patty O'Furniture Patty O'Furniture is offline
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I would report your doctor to the AMA post haste. In 1997 a woman was sued by the Attorneys General of Wisconsin and Minnesota for making the same claims your doctor is making.

$4000 is way cheaper than hospital treatment. You'd think hospitals would be scarfing them up to treat their patients if they really worked.
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:05 PM
R. P. McMurphy R. P. McMurphy is offline
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Your doctor must consider you a real pain in the ass.

Maybe he's found out that by prescribing the RIFE machine that he can get rid of the pain in his ass.
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:23 PM
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Did this doctor get his degree via mail?

Seriously, always be suspicious about "cure everything" claims. Just as there's not one cause to every ailment, there's no one cure either.

Do not pay a cent for this machine. In fact, you may want to contact your state AG or consuemr protection agency and your state medical board too.
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:39 PM
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Company Touting Unproven Cancer Treatment Agrees to Settle FTC Charges
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The second "therapy" is the so-called "Acoustic Lightwave Therapy" (ALW). ALW was based on the so-called "Rife machine" technology, which allegedly worked by emitting frequencies that purportedly destroyed cells or organisms that caused arthritis, candida yeast, diabetes, flu, headaches, parasites, lyme disease, pneumonia, and some cancers.

The FTC complaint alleges that the defendants lacked substantiation for the IHT and ALW therapies. The complaint also alleges that the defendants made unsubstantiated safety claims for IHT. Under two separate proposed settlements, which require the court's approval, the defendants are barred from misrepresenting the safety of IHT or any similar treatment and from making any unsubstantiated safety or efficacy claims for IHT, ALW, or any dietary supplement, food, drug, device, or any health-related service.
-July 24, 2002
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:55 PM
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Wow,

Not only does it cure Flatulence, It cures Baker's Yeast Twice!

Mysteriously, it cure Wellness as well???
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Old 04-02-2003, 12:58 PM
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Let me get this straight, you think a machine that cures Aids and Cancer would not hit NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, etc. etc. etc.

Use your brain. If it worked, everyone would have heard about it.
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Old 04-02-2003, 01:49 PM
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PolskiKing, a quick look at your posts show me you asked eight times in eight threads what noise a giraffe makes, you are a high school dropout, yet your male Algebra teacher is a hag, and you posted a poll in IMHO to guess the age and race of the next DC Sniper Attack victim. If this were the Pit, I would now be making comments on your character, but I will attack the post, not the poster.

Several of your posts are stupid, innane, juvenile, and offensive. Some are not. Please make the dumb ones stop.
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Paging Dr. Riviera. Paging Dr. Nick Riviera.



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Old 04-02-2003, 06:12 PM
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