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Old 04-13-2003, 12:52 PM
Lillith Fair Lillith Fair is offline
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Mini Cooper

I want a Mini Cooper in the worst way. How do I convince my husband to buy me one??

I think I'm almost there, but he just needs that extra push.

Please, no suggestions about withholding you-know-what. I like to think I am above such behavior.

I would look very in a Mini Cooper. I MUST HAVE IT!
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Old 04-13-2003, 12:55 PM
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What's a "Mini Cooper"?

I can get you a "Mini Me", but he's not housebroken yet.

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Give me a week or so. I'll have him trained.
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Old 04-13-2003, 01:04 PM
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By asking at the right time and place?

You could practice by posting in the right forum. Off to IMHO.
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Old 04-13-2003, 01:06 PM
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The trick is to decide you want something that costs twice as much. After bugging him about THAT for a few weeks, then say "well, I guess I could be happy with a mini cooper... and it's much more reasonably priced than the Lexus." He'll go for it. Trust me.
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Old 04-13-2003, 02:23 PM
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L.A. is crawling with Minis. I like the look of them, but I think they're overpriced. (Of course, I'm restoring a '66 MGB when I can get an "MGB that works" a lot cheaper in the Miata. ) Still, they're very cool looking.

Good luck!
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Old 04-13-2003, 02:48 PM
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Tell him how little area it will take up inside the garage. Then mention how reduced gasoline costs will leave extra money to buy power tools that he can put in all the new found room in your garage.
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Old 04-13-2003, 03:21 PM
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Tell him if you don't get a Mini Cooper you won't give him anymore sex.
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Old 04-13-2003, 03:48 PM
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oh man.
I waited 2 years for mine.

my heart goes out to you.
Whatever you do, get the S.

(has he test driven one yet? Mr. Babs loves how they drive and has been contemplating getting one, too)
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Old 04-13-2003, 03:54 PM
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tripler this is a mini:

www.miniusa.com
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Old 04-13-2003, 04:19 PM
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To get an "M.C." , trying providing a "B.J.".
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Old 04-13-2003, 04:23 PM
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You might find the information in this thread useful.
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Old 04-13-2003, 11:15 PM
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I pick mine up this week!!!!!!

Ordered it last summer!

Cooper S (only way to go)
Dark silver with black roof & trim

First new car I've ever bought, and I can't wait!
Although being in New Jersey, I'm definitely NOT looking forward to paying the insurance...

Yes, I agree it's a totally cool/fun car, but I can't really explain why.
Sort of like that thing some people have for beetles, I guess.

And, thoguh I don't know your hubby, I think you might have a chance with that "start with an Audi/Porsche/whatever, negotiate down to a MINI" strategy.
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:58 AM
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Are we talking the old minis or the new BMW ones?
If it's the old one, you can say it's one of the most fun little cars to drive, dirt cheap petrol and insurance costs, with a bit of real 60s chique thrown in for good measure.
If you're on about the BMW one series , you could say 'well, Madonna and a load of other really cool people have got one, so it would look really cool outside our house'.
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Old 04-14-2003, 08:44 AM
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Why do you think the S is the way to go?? I thought I had a better chance for the regular one because it is cheaper (and they are both a bargain in my opinion). Do you really need 6 speeds?

I really really want electric blue but it only comes in the S version.

Actually, all I need is to make just a little more money and then he would go for it. Now, how to make a few bucks on the side??

Do you really have to use premium gas?
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:00 AM
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The Cooper probably takes premium, but will survive on regular. I'm pretty sure the normal version will do fine on regular.

How are they a bargain, exactly? They're quite pricey over here, anyway. The S is a little quicker, and a little sportier (stiffer suspension, among other things). But the Mini One is no slug, and quite fun to drive.
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:32 AM
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The regular Mini is @ $17,000-$20,000. I thought that was pretty good....
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:34 AM
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You're on the right track deciding not to withold sex.

I say go big with the sex in fact. Do the thing he always wants but never gets, spread some good will around.

WARNING: do not directly or indirectly connect the sex with the car, or any other marital quid pro quo. I'm just saying spread some good will around.

I liked Athena's foot in the door technique.

Another tactic might be to ask him to help you find a better job so you yourself can buy the cooper. Better yet, inform him that you're getting a second job and he'll have to pick up more slack around the house.
Depending on your circumstances, this will pose a problem for him in terms of lifestyle change and he may decide to get it just so that all stays peaceful in his world. The key is how much of a pain in the ass it is for him not to buy it for you.
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Old 04-14-2003, 11:42 AM
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Why didn't we thinkof this sooner....you could have been doing people's taxes the past few months to earn the money! Too late now.

Play up the size and fuel efficiency angles....you can park that puppy UNDER the canoe in the garage!

I like the idea of getting him hooked with a test drive, but there is always the danger that he'll like it so much he'll want to drive it himself, and we don't want that now, do we?

Dibs on borrowing it!
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Old 04-14-2003, 12:31 PM
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Oh, he won't want to drive it. He has to propel himself through time and space without the use of a combustion engine. Makes him superior to the rest of the species.
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:13 PM
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I saw one of those things the other day, and my car is in no way large, but the Mini sure seemed to live up to its name! God was it TINY! No wonder those strongman contests use them when they flip over cars.

They seem smaller than a Geo Metro (and thats small.)

Anyway, talking down from a higher priced car would probably work. Or wait a year or two and get a used one after someone gets sick of driving a wee death on wheels. On ice, uphill, in a smowstorm.
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Old 04-14-2003, 01:30 PM
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The mini is NOT as small as people make it out to be. I drove past a CRX and my car was way bigger than it.
As for it being a wee death on wheels, Its a very safe car. 6 airbags, etc. Least my car won't needlessly rollover.

I would really recommend the S if you can swing it. The best thing to do is to test drive it and decide for yourself.

The other thing I highly recommend is to get the extra wheel insurance on your car. The mini has run flat tires. Should one need replacing, you are looking at big bucks.

Another thing, if you haven't done it already, is to go to the mini site and build your mini. It will give you prices on all the features.
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Old 04-14-2003, 03:39 PM
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Personally, I'd rather have an original one from the 1960s than the new BMW one. But then, I have an affinity for '60s-vintage British cars.

Just a quick one...

Why to the English drink warm beer?

Lucas makes their refrigerators.

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Old 04-14-2003, 06:19 PM
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"The mini is NOT as small as people make it out to be."

It looks low to the ground, how is getting in/out of it? Personally,I like the height of a truck, easier to get in/out of.
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Old 04-14-2003, 06:38 PM
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My sister is getting a Mini. Her husband is 6'4, and he claims he can sit in the passenger seat comfortably without his feet touching the front floorboard.

They are supposed to be very safe as determined by crash tests. My sister is a breast cancer survivor, and she deserves anything she wants. So she's trading in the mini-van for the Mini, and I can't wait to see her driving it.

BTW, she has been following it's "progress" at the factory on the Internet, and received the "birth announcement" recently. How cute is that???
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Old 04-15-2003, 01:18 AM
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It looks low to the ground, how is getting in/out of it? Personally,I like the height of a truck, easier to get in/out of.
I don't have any problems. I am the opposite off you, however. I dislike the heights of trucks. Mr Babs is 6'0" and he has no problem either.
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Old 04-15-2003, 08:29 AM
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The mini is NOT as small as people make it out to be. I drove past a CRX and my car was way bigger than it.
See the pic near the middle of this page to see how big the new minis are compared to the original.
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