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Old 08-12-1999, 04:24 PM
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How many are there?

Oxford - Oxonian
Cambridge - Cantabrigian
Halifax - Haligonian
Liverpool - Liverpudlian
Monaco - Monegasque
Luxembourg - Luxembourgeois
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Old 08-12-1999, 04:49 PM
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Glasgow--Glaswegian
Madrid--(in Spanish)Madrileno (with the tilde on the "n")
Germania--(in Russian) niemietski
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Old 08-12-1999, 05:57 PM
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Minneapolis: Minneapolitans
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Old 08-12-1999, 06:59 PM
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From Phoenix - Phoenicians
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Old 08-12-1999, 06:59 PM
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Oh, and from Maine - Mainiacs
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Old 08-12-1999, 07:42 PM
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I'm going to get in trouble for this...

From massachusetts: Massholes (or if you prefer, Bay Staters)
From Coxsackie, New York: Coxsackers
From Tampa, Florida: Tampons (OK, not true, but it should be)

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Old 08-12-1999, 07:53 PM
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Indiana: Hoosiers
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Scotland: Scots (?)
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Old 08-12-1999, 10:07 PM
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This raises a question I've wondered about; is there any consistant rule as to which suffix you use to describe the inhabitant of a place? We have -ite -ian -an -er -ek -ese or even the antiquated -ishman.
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Old 08-13-1999, 12:59 AM
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I think the way to pronounce a place name comes from whatever sounds best. I suppose someone more schooled in linguistics can tell you which sounds go together better.

For the record, I was born an Angeleno (which is pronounced with a long e). Los Angeles adopted a Spanish name (with an English pronunciation) even though San Francisco and San Diego use English style "-an" suffixes.
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Old 08-13-1999, 08:17 AM
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Naples - Neapolitan
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Old 08-13-1999, 09:28 AM
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Utah - Uintans
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Old 08-13-1999, 10:12 AM
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Here in Dallas we call ourselves "Dallasites," and the standing joke is that the designation is based on people from Paris being "parasites."

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Old 08-13-1999, 11:52 AM
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Isle of Mann - Manx
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Old 08-13-1999, 11:58 AM
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Annapolis - Annapolitans
Baltimore - Baltimorons (well, I call them that, at any rate.)
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Old 08-13-1999, 01:37 PM
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Holland = Dutch

But I think this is because of a past misconception by English speakers that they were German (Deutch).

What do the Dutch call themselves? Hollanders? Neaderlanders?
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Old 08-13-1999, 06:21 PM
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The Dutch, I believe, prefer Nederlanders. According to Tom Burnam, "Considering what happened to the Netherlands at the hands of the DEUTSCH during World War I and World War II, it is not surprising that 'Dutchmen' are not particularly fond of the word."
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Old 08-13-1999, 10:02 PM
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Michigan - Michiganders
Oregon - Oregonians

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Old 08-14-1999, 06:14 PM
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To Jeff Wilson: I hope you don't say "Michigander" to someone from Michigan. They detest that term and prefer Michiganian. (I have an uncle in St. Clair Shoes.)
Lincoln told a Michagan Representative to "quit Michigandering around."
On Hollywood Squares, George Gobel (about 1979) said a Michigander is "a goose that's been run over by a truck."
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Old 08-14-1999, 06:15 PM
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Excuse me--Jeff Olsen.
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Old 08-14-1999, 07:41 PM
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Having live in Michigan my entire life (so far) I'd like to say that no one I know detests the name Michigander. We prefer it to Michiganian. That term was forced on us by some bureaucrat who made it our official title. That's reason enough to reject it right there.
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Old 08-15-1999, 12:46 AM
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We always said "Michiganer" with no "D" sound.
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Old 08-15-1999, 03:31 AM
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Havana habanero/as
Puerto Rico puertoriqueño/as
Costa Rica costarricenses
Kosovo Kosovars
Moscow Muscovites
Cyprus Cypriots
Florida Floridians
Carolina Carolinians
Hamburg Hamburgers
Frankfurt Franfurters
Chihuahua Hot Doggers
Long Island Long Gislanders
Rome those people you do as when you're there
I understand the term Californicators is used outside California.

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Ones I've never heard:

Santa Cruz Santa Cruisers
Bakersfield Baker's Fielders
Santa Barbara Santa Barbarians
Coalinga Coalingerers
Idaho Idawhores
Illinois Ill Annoyers
San Rafael Sanra Fellers
San Diego Sandy Eggoers
Pocatello Polka Tellers
Whitehorse White Equestrians
Yellowknife Yellow Knifers
Las Vegas Vegans
Winnemucca Winnemuckrakers
Albany Albanians
Malta Malteasers
Crete Cretins
Greece Greasers
Patagonia Patagonads

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Old 08-16-1999, 10:42 AM
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When I was studying in Buenos Aires, residents of the city were referred to as "portenos" (with the tilde over the n). I believe this is because it's a port city.
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Old 08-17-1999, 11:01 AM
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Pittsburgh - Pittsburgher.

Can I get fries with that?

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Old 08-17-1999, 11:14 PM
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No fries, just Allegheny you can eat.

I guess that 'r' I put in puertorriqueño should've been an 'rr', but of course, in Spanish, such "genitive"/adjectival forms aren't very unusual.

I should've included among those:

Nueva York. . . . . . .neoyorquino/as

Then there's:

Philippine Islands. . .f/pilipino/as

How 'bout:

San Fernando Valley.. .Valley Girl
Gila Bend.. . . . . . .gila monster

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Old 08-17-1999, 11:26 PM
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NanoByte--
Would that we had some muck to rake! Hottest gossip around here this year (read: century) is the rumor the judge got caught w/a paw in the till.
--Alan Q (Winnemuccan)
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Old 08-17-1999, 11:48 PM
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Back to England:

Folks from Manchester are Mancunians.
Folks from Newcastle are Geordies.

As for the term "Michigander," it was popularized (though perhaps not invented) by Abraham Lincoln, who jokingly urged some of Michigan's Congressmen to "stop their Michigandering" and get down to serious business.
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Old 08-18-1999, 09:42 AM
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Is there such a thing as a Valley Boy?
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Old 08-18-1999, 11:55 PM
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Nanobyte wrote:

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Yellowknife Yellow Knifers
Actually, residents of Yellowknife *are* called Yellowknifers. I know: I lived there for quite some time.

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Old 08-20-1999, 07:41 PM
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Some cities in Los Angeles County, CA;
Hermosa Beach--Hermosans
Gardena--Gardenans
Manhattan Beach--Manhattanites
Redondo Beach--Redondoites (also used for students at Redondo Union High School, my alma mater from 1967)
No clues for:
Torrance
San Pedro
Palos Verdes
Long Beach
Lynwood
Santa Monica
Culver City
Inglewood
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Old 08-20-1999, 08:07 PM
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Well, let's see. There's:

Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Blue Balls, Montana

... Oh! I thought the topic was Unusual Genital Place Names.


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Old 08-21-1999, 04:38 PM
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...and what's the term for someone from Maine?
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Old 08-21-1999, 05:04 PM
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Here you go, dougie:

Torrance - Toreadors
San Pedro - Pedristas
Palos Verdes - PVers
Long Beach - I'm going to pass on this one since I work there and it's way to easy to match up the town's nickname (Queen City) with the fact that it has the largest gay population in So. Cal.
Lynwood - Woodies
Santa Monica - Santa Monicans
Culver City - Culverts
Inglewood - Lakers
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Old 08-21-1999, 05:06 PM
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I Forgot to explain the last one. NBA players are the only people who would admit to being from Inglewood!
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Old 08-21-1999, 05:13 PM
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Thanks.
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Old 08-21-1999, 09:57 PM
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Texans at various times have been Texicans,Texians,even Texanians course now we know we're just perfect.My home is in Mesquite I don't think I have heard any thing but ,residents of Mesquite.( Mesquiteite, well loosen the binding)
John Wayne was in many of Republic's B western 'Three Mesquiteers'. One of the high schools is the Skeeters. Chef you know the reason is because most of you Dallasites are a sight to see anyway. Plano is an unremarkable suburb just north of Dallas, they are just Plano folks.Dougie, papa is wrong (!) on at least one... San Pedro-Pederists, and Palos Verdes could be Woodies too,es verdad. Lima ,Ohio- Lima beings
back to britain again-Shropshire Shropshearer ?
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Old 01-19-2000, 05:25 PM
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It's been five months since I posed this question, and no Doper has as of yet answered my question about what a native of Maine is properly called...c'mon, puhleeze??

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Old 01-19-2000, 05:39 PM
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Originally posted by dougie_monty:
It's been five months since I posed this question, and no Doper has as of yet answered my question about what a native of Maine is properly called...c'mon, puhleeze??
According to Paul Dickson's "Labels for Locals" a resident of Maine is called either a "Mainer" or a "State of Mainer".
He says that "Maineiac" is used for summertime visitors only.
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Old 01-19-2000, 05:44 PM
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Hey BobT, does that book have a name for inhabitants of "Truth and Consequences (NM)" ?
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Old 01-19-2000, 05:56 PM
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I'm afraid it doesn't. The Herald, the newspaper of Truth or Consequences always refers to the city as "TorC". I would imagine that a genitive name would be some form of that, perhaps a "TorCian".
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Old 01-19-2000, 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by astorian:
Back to England:

Folks from Manchester are Mancunians.
Folks from Newcastle are Geordies.

As for the term "Michigander," it was popularized (though perhaps not invented) by Abraham Lincoln, who jokingly urged some of Michigan's Congressmen to "stop their Michigandering" and get down to serious business.
Wasn't this also a plot point in the show "Taxi" where Jim gets rich somehow and sets up a bunch of TVs tuned to different channels? I remember a scene where the michigan legislature is voting on which name to use and Alex goes ballistic over the results. One of the best Taxi episodes ever.
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Old 01-19-2000, 06:17 PM
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It was the Delaware State Legislature in that episode. I believe they voted for "Delawarians".

Yes, I've watched a lot of TV.
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Old 01-19-2000, 08:23 PM
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Our southeasternmost state is populated by a bunch of Floridiots.

I'm a Springfieldian myself.
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Old 01-19-2000, 08:48 PM
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Deleware - Delewarites? Delewarians? Delewenians?
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Old 01-19-2000, 09:42 PM
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Big scism here between Coloradoan and Coloradan. Most prefer Coloradan, I think.

Alan Q--no kidding, Willywonka, NV(aka Winn-a-f*cka or Win-not-much-a)? Lived ther for a year little bit ago. Damn, what a bore!


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Old 01-19-2000, 09:45 PM
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In a certain Midwestern college town that recieves a good deal of its student population from the Chicago metro area (since we have weak admissions standads and would take them after they didn't get into the University of Illinois), Illinois natives are referred to as FIBs, pronounced like "fib", the synonym for "to lie". FIB stands for Fuckin' Illinois Bastard.

I also recall seeing this slogan on the wall of a men's room toilet in Boulder, Colorado:

Here I sit
Cheeks a-flexin'
Squeezin' out
Another Texan

Are there a lot of Dallas and/or Houston metro kids at the University of Colorado or just too many Texans clogging up the ski slopes?
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Old 01-19-2000, 10:28 PM
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Not just the slopes, but the highways leading to them. After a good snow, we count the trucks in the ditch with Texas plates. Don't feel bad, we hate Californicators much worse than Texans.

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Old 01-19-2000, 10:41 PM
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In my neck of the woods, we call all the people from Florida who drive up here to their vacation homes "Floridiots"--based on their irritating lack of driving skills.

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Old 01-20-2000, 12:07 AM
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Theres also a Blue Ball Pennsylvania, tracer.
Along with Paradise, and Intercourse it made maps a source of great amusement.
(Blue Ballers?)
(Paradisians?)
(Intercourse...oh never mind)
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Old 01-20-2000, 12:16 AM
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What are people from: l. Thousand Oaks
2. New Mexico
3. New Orleans
4. Montana
5. Alabama

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