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Old 05-08-2003, 02:09 PM
hoynt hoynt is offline
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Will the lead singer remeber me forever?

I went to the Minnesota Wild hockey game last Friday night. I was listening to a local cover band, Boogie Wonderland, who's lead singer is gorgeous.

I went into the arena about 20 minutes before the game. On the way in I decided to "rest my bowels" before I went and found my seat. The first bathroom I saw was a family bathroom that held just one person, I grabbed it right a way.

I was dimayed to find some pig pissed all over the seat, so I grabbed about two pounds of toilet paper and lifted the seat and pooped while holding the Iron-Cross.

It took me a few extra minutes because of the pig before me, and it was also pretty freaking unpleasent in there because I like to dig on the mexican food. I opened up the door and who is standing there? Christy love from Boogie Wonderland.

Now what do I do... The seat has piss all over it, it smells like a freaking barnyard, and she is in a hurry.

I said "Don't go in there. Please, don't go in there...". I have no idea what she did because at that point I ran like Michael Landon in the Lonliest Runner. I wonder if she will remember me when I see her at the next concert check out her picture at goboogiewonderland dot com.
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Old 05-08-2003, 02:23 PM
TearsOfGlass TearsOfGlass is offline
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I do feel that is this is sort of a pointless post and I don't really care, but to answer your question...I doubt it. More then likely, she'll just remember that somebody had made a mess in there or something and that the smell was bad. Though, who knows? Oh well.
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Old 05-08-2003, 02:56 PM
Buck The Diver Buck The Diver is offline
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Cross-posted to MPSIMS. hoynt, they kinda frown on that around here. Ya might want to e-mail a moderator and see if they would consolidate your threads. Just click on a mod's name in the forum descriptions.

And welcome to the SDMB. It's a fascinating place.
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Old 05-08-2003, 03:10 PM
Lisa-go-Blind Lisa-go-Blind is offline
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She's in a band, so (depending on how much they tour/where they play) disgusting messes are probably de rigeur.

If she remembers you, it will probably be because you made a big deal, warning her and running away.
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Old 05-08-2003, 04:50 PM
dantheman dantheman is offline
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Whoa. She's a fox.

One the one hand, it's great you got to meet the uberhot lead singer.

On the other hand, it's not great you met her in the bathroom - as you were coming out of a stall. Ew.

On the third hand, it's even less great that maybe she now thinks you were the cause of the mess...

But still... she's a fox!
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