Will the lead singer remember me?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I went to the Minnesota Wild hockey game last Friday night. I was listening to a local cover band, Boogie Wonderland, who’s lead singer is gorgeous.

I went into the arena about 20 minutes before the game. On the way in I decided to “rest my bowels” before I went and found my seat. The first bathroom I saw was a family bathroom that held just one person, I grabbed it right a way.

I was dimayed to find some pig pissed all over the seat, so I grabbed about two pounds of toilet paper and lifted the seat and pooped while holding the Iron-Cross.

It took me a few extra minutes because of the pig before me, and it was also pretty freaking unpleasent in there because I like to dig on the mexican food. I opened up the door and who is standing there? Christy love from Boogie Wonderland.

Now what do I do… The seat has piss all over it, it smells like a freaking barnyard, and she is in a hurry.

I said “Don’t go in there. Please, don’t go in there…”. I have no idea what she did because at that point I ran like Michael Landon in the Lonliest Runner. I wonder if she will remember me when I see her at the next concert… check out her picture at goboogiewonderland dot com.

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Well, I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m speechless.

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I’m with you, Kalhoun.

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She probably was returning to retrieve some forgotton item after writing her name on the seat just minutes before.

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So. School’s out, eh?

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How 'bout we play the ‘this is posted in more than one forum and asks you to visit a site’ game?

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From their web site…

Now I’m with Kalhoon.

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A roller queen? A freakin’ ROLLER QUEEN!?

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Oh, and Lieu…you got a toilet vibe from this thread, didn’t ya? Didn’t ya? You could just tell there was going to be poo talk, couldn’t ya? Couldn’t ya?

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Actually, she used to be a stripper at Schiek’s Gentlemens Club. How I know this I’m not sure. But it’s not from seeing her there.

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That was hilarious! I’m sure she’ll remember you when telling all her friends her “ultimate disgusting bathroom” stories, but i bet if you wore a ball cap and pulled it low on your brow, she won’t remember you.

How great would it be if one day you slept with her and then told her immediately afterwards your true identitiy!