You do not deserve to live! You are the worst example of mouth-breathing dim-witted easily influenced fuckwads that I have ever seen!
OK, based on personal experience backed up by this thread I know that the speaker sales out of the white van are a scam.
So today I’m finishing up my errands with a stop at the supermarket (Albertson’s, for those who care). As I walk from my truck into the store I notice one of these vans, complete with the back doors open and some cheesehead working over some unsuspecting mark. As I walk by I hear “No, I said $200, that’s $200 apiece, not $200 for the pair.”
The Mark: “I can’t afford $400.”
The shithead: “Well how high can you go? These speakers are top quality.”
As I walk by the mark, I tap him on the shoulder and say “Don’t buy it. It’s a scam. The speakers are shitty.”
The shithead gets offended and says something about hooking these speakers up in my house. I say “Trust me, the speakers are junk, you’ll be wasting your money.” and I walk into the store.
Less than a minute after I enter the store I see the mark come in…good, he didn’t buy the speakers. I feel good about saving some guy from getting burned by this scam.
Ten minutes later I’m done shopping and I go out to the parking lot…only to find that my truck now has TWO FLAT TIRES because these FUCKHEADS have SLASHED MY TIRES!!!
Yes, because I scared this one guy off, they have decided that I must be punished. TWO flat tires, both of which CANNOT be repaired because they punctured the sidewall.
I (amazingly) calmly put my groceries in the truck, and begin walking back into the store while I call the cops. Before I even get to the entrance a cop pulls into the parking lot. I flag him down and ask him if he is looking for a white Ford van. He says “yes” and I tell him to take a look at what they did. He has already been called by other people concerned about the shitheads selling speakers. Unfortunately he did not arrive in time to see said shitheads slashing my tires. He took my complaint but said that they could not prove that the dickbreaths did it since I didn’t see them.
I filed a report with the cop, just in case. I then drove my crippled truck a block to the nearest tire place where I almost got a standing ovation. After I told them my story I got a $40 discount and some advice: maybe the Albertson’s has a security camera watching the lot. After paying $260 for two new tires I go back to the Albertson’s and talk to the manager. Lo and behold, they have a security camera, but it looks straight out and they don’t know if my parking space will be covered.
I give them my phone number and go home. Less than an hour later, Albertson’s calls me. They have video of a white van circling my truck twice, then stopping on the driver’s side while one guy gets out and jabs two things into my tires. The van then drives off.
After they told me this I called the cops and let them know that there is evidence of the shitheads slashing my tires. They are sending an investigator to the supermarket tomorrow.
Of course, I doubt that anything will come of this. Even with the video, I doubt that they can nail the asshat who actually did it.
But just like terrorists, their actions did not have the desired effect. Did they expect to scare me away from calling them on their scam in the future? Well, they fucked up. If I ever see one of these white vans again I’m going to walk up, start writing down their license plate and tell the “mark” that this deal is a scam. If the dickface seller starts giving me shit I’ll tell him that I’m calling the cops because his stellar company has a criminal complaint against it from me. What happens after that remains to be seen…but I can tell you that I will now be the biggest crusader imaginable against these assholes!!
Oh, you lost a sale on your shitty speakers? Please, vandalize my vehicle you fucking dickless wonder!! I’m sure that if people knew that you slashed tires they’d be MUCH more likely to buy your product!!
ASSHOLE!!!
