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Old 06-19-2003, 09:35 AM
tramp tramp is offline
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Exterminator Question!

Last night I had the battle of the roach in my townhouse last night. I got up to get a drink of water and there on the cieling of my kitchen was a nasty roach!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, it was not as big as the ones I used to get in Florida, those suckers were as big as your hand, but he had to die anyway. I sprayed him with some Raid and after he fell to the floor I snuffed out his remaining life with one black stiletto heel.

Now I need to call an exterminator because roaches cannot live in my house.

How much is this going to cost me?

Is this something a landlord should pay for?
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Old 06-19-2003, 09:38 AM
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Yeah, spellcheck...
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Old 06-19-2003, 09:42 AM
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Re: Exterminator Question!

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...I snuffed out his remaining life with one black stiletto heel.
Yes, your landlord should pay for it, call him and let him know. But what I really wanted to say was, black stiletto heels? and named tramp? How YOU doing?
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Old 06-19-2003, 09:49 AM
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'Round these parts (where we have giant flying roaches that will carry off the young 'uns...), you can get a one time pest control treatment for about $50. Usually the companies run coupons in the papers. I would go ahead and pay for the one time treatment and simply send the receipt to the landlord/lady with a deduction off your next rent check. (Clearing that with said landlord/lady beforehand).

Secondly, I highly recommend steel-toed Doc Martens for future impromptu roach battles!
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Old 06-19-2003, 09:54 AM
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Ugh, I just called my landlord and he told me that they only pay for extermination for termites... Jerks...

I disagree about the Doc Martens, the heel of the stiletto went right through the little bugger. It made a disgusting,wonderful sound.
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