So… I want to know- what do you, my fellow dopers, consider yourselves experts in?
You don’t necessarily have to know any particular subject better than anyone else; I’m 20, and pretty well educated, but I have no illusions- I don’t know shit yet.
Put it this way; if you were only going to answer one question, what area would you want it to be in? (Or areas, if applicable)
My life (bet there’d be a trick question, though … :))
lol
Well this isn’t very productive…
Give it time. Many of us are experts at being asleep during the hour you posted 
Boobies! Not that my field of work has anything to do with em, I just like em. 
Seriously though I have knowledge in a vast number of areas, not much depth in anything in particular. I’ll take potpourri for 200 Alex. :dubious:
I’ll take Medicine for $1000 Alex. Not that it is my field, at all. I just like to watch The Learning Channel, and ER, and browse WebMD. It is an interest of mine…
Wouldn’t class myself as an expert, but I’m fairly handy in a recording studio. And of course I’ll minor in boobies.
Not an expert, but I’m pretty well-versed in geology (it being my profession), as well as baseball. And I have a better-than-average knowledge of how cars work.
I’m an expert at writing resumes, job interviews and digging to get the true dirt on a company…and yes, I’m unemployed.
I can also talk your pants off about eBay. I buy, sell and consider myself pretty dang good at marketing.
Animated features…or for you plebes out there…cartoons. I spend most of my waking hours when I am NOT at work either looking at 'toon fansites or watching a toon movie or catching the lastest ep of something on Cartoon Network. I am a toon-a-holic.
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I’ll go ahead and fess up to it, I could answer just about any Piers Anthony-related question. I own all of his books but 3 that are OOP, and most of those I have two copies of (one to read, one to keep nice n’ shiny on the bookcase).
I’ll go hide now.
My knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep. I know one thing about a lot of things. The things I know a lot about are generally too boring to talk about.
I am confident that I could answer just about any question conceived about The Muppets.
Wow. I think I have the silliest area of expertise ever.
<this is a test of the emergency bump system> Does that include Fraggle Rock?<that concludes this test of the emergency bump system>
Mersklayvern, what a question. I know too much about cleaning. My skull is stuffed with useless information about, well, throw a dart. I know way too much about pocket knives. What’s it got in its pocketses? Well, unless it’s Frodo, the answer is a pocket knife. I know a good bit about lawns and gardens, too. I know some things you really don’t want to know. I’m sure of that. Remember Tiny Tim, the entertainer? (not Bob Cratchit’s kid) I know only six or seven things about him. 'Member FDIC? I 'member that. You 'member LS/MFT?
Yeah, I know…who cares…
I know WAY more than I ever thought I would about how to design a heating and cooling plant for a college campus, or military installation and have it function correctly. . . Any questions?
I am only seventeen so my area of expertise is mainly sleeping in class. There are some random things that I know about but mostly in nature that I learned from hunting and some other stuff thrown in. But as the op said in all reality I know shit. I would want my question"how do you spell your name."
Henry VIII’s wives. Oh so very useful.
I would hestitate to claim to be an expert on this board.
But I know a lot more than anyone else I know about serial and spree killers, and a fair amount about mass murderers.
I do home and restaurant remodel. I install windows for Home Depot and Pacesetter. I do service bureau image processing.
I have worked in photo/electronics retail. I have worked as a portrait photographer and custom printer.
I have a lifetime hobby of Bible study including original language meanings.
I am the Ultimate Trekker.
But, I am still learning in all these areas. Sometimes, I can help you guys learn. It’s a nice arrangement.