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Old 03-12-2004, 11:52 PM
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My [i]entire[/i] country is not working today

The entire frickin' nation is not working today... because of the India-Pakistan cricket match.

The front page of all 4 newspapers I get at home have nothing but reports on the match.

The roads are traffic free - a 10 minute ride to work today took less than half the time. The parking lots are empty. Most shops are closed.

Labour hasn't shown up at my construction site. Material supply came in at 8 a.m. for the first time in ages - the match started at 10 a.m.

Everyone I know is at home, bottles of beer in the fridge, air-conditioner on, watching the match.

And I'm sitting in the office. At least I have a TV here!
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Old 03-12-2004, 11:59 PM
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What's the score?

Just kidding. Are you Pakistani or Indian (or if you're an expat, which one are you in)?
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:24 AM
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So what you are saying is that 1/6th of the population of the world took a day off? To watch Cricket?!

That's gotta be the eighth sign of the Apocalypse.
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:55 AM
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Indian. And we're not doing to badly! 319/4 currently, with 5 overs to go still...

I'm afraid for when we start bowling.

How serious am I about the entire country at home? One more example: I just went out to lunch (cook didn't show up either today) to the restaurant opposite my office building. It's like an fast food joint, serving Indian food... normally, I'd have to wait 10 minutes to get a table. Today, a grand total of 7 tables were occupied (out of maybe 70 tables). Go figure!
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:40 AM
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Another Indian chiming in. Me and gouda are from different cities (Im from Bombay) and the story is pretty much the same here as well.

Atleast we won the match.It was well worth the hype and went down the wire.

Expect the world to stop in this part of the world for the remainder of the series. 4 matches still to go.
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:00 AM
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Indian. And we're not doing to badly! 319/4 currently, with 5 overs to go still...
Well, I'm glad to hear things are going gouda for you!
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:28 AM
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Let me just say I'm extremely glad that India and Pakistan are back to playing cricket with each other, even if this does result in widespread absenteeism that I don't get to participate in.
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:47 AM
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Indian. And we're not doing to badly! 319/4 currently, with 5 overs to go still...

I'm afraid for when we start bowling.
I swear it's like he ain't using real words. Someone feel free to explain cricket scoring to me.

And think of it this way...if, upon completion of the match, both countries don't riot (as certain colleges and cities are wont to do here in the US at such times), then it's a great sign that you can patch up those differences and become fast friends, right?

See? Sport...bringing us all together.
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Old 03-13-2004, 10:03 AM
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It sounds like it was a wonderful game and the crowd did itself proud. Yes, Jonathan Chance cricket does have the capacity to bring people together. I've recently returned from India and (recently retired Australian captain) Steve Waugh's name was enough to elicit heartfelt comments about humanity's common bonds. The shared love of cricket is a real source of hope for these countries. If this tour goes off well, it will be a very good thing for hundreds of millions of people.

And it will be well worth a bit of skiving off.

For those interested in cricket, see http://aus.cricinfo.com/ or your local mirror. The scores in this game were high, even by the recent standards of One Day Internationals. That's to be expected in an India/ Pakistan contest. I only hope that we'll see somewhat sporting pitches when it gets to the real (i.e 5 day Test match) stuff in a few weeks' time. And crowds: the paltry attendance at the pulsating Sri Lanka v Australia Test contest this week in Galle was disheartening: there seemed to me more Sri Lankans at the pub where I was watching than at the ground.
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Old 03-13-2004, 11:26 AM
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I swear it's like he ain't using real words. Someone feel free to explain cricket scoring to me.

And think of it this way...if, upon completion of the match, both countries don't riot (as certain colleges and cities are wont to do here in the US at such times), then it's a great sign that you can patch up those differences and become fast friends, right?

See? Sport...bringing us all together.
319 is the number of runs India has scored (ie. the number of times the batsmen have made it to the other wicket (the other base, if you will)) and 4 is the number of wickets that have fallen... ie. the number of outs.

Once ten of eleven wickets have fallen, the inning is over because you need two batsmen at the crease (um..plate) at all times. You can also 'declare' which means you voluntarily end your inning early. This can guarantee you a draw, but it can also prevent you from winning.

Anyway, none of the stuff he said was that complicated. A complicated cricket sentence goes, "He took the seamer's leg cutter at full toss and launched a fine cut to silly mid off, who caught the ball with the loudest "owzat" ever heard", or something.
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Old 03-13-2004, 11:31 AM
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Ha, I was watching that match before I set off for work. Sure went down to the wire (6 runs in one ball to win)

How often does that happen? I like cricket but I ain't no buff.
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:01 PM
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I feel your pain. It sounds like SuperBowl Sunday here. I'm in healtcare so we're open around the clock. Considerate folks usually give the heads up and schedule a day off so we can arrange staffing. Still, it amazes me how many people get the flu bug this time of year and need a sick day!
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Old 03-13-2004, 12:35 PM
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I just went out to lunch (cook didn't show up either today) to the restaurant opposite my office building....normally, I'd have to wait 10 minutes to get a table. Today, a grand total of 7 tables were occupied (out of maybe 70 tables). Go figure!
Evidently, the concept of the Sports Bar is unknown in India. Go tell the restaurant owner to get a huge TV, start serving beer (if he doesn't already) and nachos, hire waitresses in shorts, and wait for business to skyrocket. I get a cut.
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:24 PM
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Evidently, the concept of the Sports Bar is unknown in India. Go tell the restaurant owner to get a huge TV, start serving beer (if he doesn't already) and nachos, hire waitresses in shorts, and wait for business to skyrocket. I get a cut.
Sorry Earthling, you missed the cut by about 2 years. Although the sportsbar concept was unknown sometime back its pretty popular now. I have watched the soccer world cup matches and many a Formula One races at various pubs specially catering to the sports fans. Infact we also had a couple of movie theatres showing the matches for about twice the price of a regular movie.
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Old 03-13-2004, 01:40 PM
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Anyway, none of the stuff he said was that complicated. omething.


Yeah, but why is it called an inningS. ? Baseball starts with one inning. Cricket starts with one innings. Dont the Brits know English--you only add an S if something is plural.
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:28 PM
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Another Indian chiming in. Me and gouda are from different cities (Im from Bombay) and the story is pretty much the same here as well.

Atleast we won the match.It was well worth the hype and went down the wire.

Expect the world to stop in this part of the world for the remainder of the series. 4 matches still to go.
ATLEAST we won?! ATLEAST?!!!!!

It was a nailbiting finish!! Good god man! Six runs in the last ball! Moin Khan could have done a Miandad, and all would have gone down the drain!! But instead....wicket!!!!! Oh, that was satisfying! So, so satisfying!

Now if only our bowlers would maintain some consistency, we might actually win another match! This one was too close!
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:30 PM
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And if I ever use another exclamation mark in my life, someone please smack me upside the head.
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Old 03-13-2004, 07:50 PM
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JC:

Multiply your average baseball final score by about 50 (average is what, 5 runs? 7?) to get the expected cricket final score per team (not accounting for hard - or soft - hitting teams, of course), and multiply your best baseball batting averages by about 2 to get what's considered the best (excepting Sir Donald Bradman, of course). Lagaan: Once Upon a Time in India is a good movie to watch for an interesting look at how important cricket is to some. Fab movie altogether, though it does last a good bit.
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:12 PM
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4.39 runs per team, recently.

At least I can still confound my oppressors with the Infield Fly Rule, VORP, WARP and Sabermetric Analysis!

*whew*
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Old 03-13-2004, 10:31 PM
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Psst, Jonathan... you can defeat your oppressors by joining them at their game.

Explaining cricket to Americans

Strategy of cricket, in baseball terms

Cricket lingo

And finally, a brief history of cricket in the U.S.


Have at it, man!
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Old 03-14-2004, 05:06 AM
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I was on a train when the match ended. People were on their cell phones listening in to the score. When we won, the whole trainload of people erupted with cheers. The hawkers on the train, who make a measly living selling their snacks, started distributing their wares for free. Some people paid them more than double their usual price. Such is the joy of cricket in this country.
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:54 AM
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IMO, India was very lucky to get away with a win. Although our batting performance was very good (too bad for Dravid - again!), our score would have been a lot less had the Pakistani bowlers not bowled a full 5 overs extra.
Add to that our pretty lacklustre bowling.

Pakistan too had their share of woes, but overall I think those 5 extra overs made the difference.

Not that I'm complaining
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:22 AM
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Aha.

My sister's husband is Indian. They live in New York. Apparently he stayed up til 4 a.m. the other night to watch a cricket game.

Suddenly it all makes sense ...
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Old 03-14-2004, 09:44 AM
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I was on a train when the match ended. People were on their cell phones listening in to the score. When we won, the whole trainload of people erupted with cheers. The hawkers on the train, who make a measly living selling their snacks, started distributing their wares for free. Some people paid them more than double their usual price. Such is the joy of cricket in this country.
This really makes me miss my daily commute on the Western line. Hot, crowded, dirty and sweaty it may have been, but with friends along, it was such fun. Squished in the ladies compartment, buying neembu and hair knick-knacks from itinerant hawkers...such a different life from the one I lead now.

I miss Bombay.
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:47 AM
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How did Sachin do?
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:55 AM
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Full scorecard here.

I'm kicking myself. It's Spring break here and one of my friends has DISH and the package. He invited me over, to watch the match, starting at 11 PM. So, I decided to get some shuteye before the all-nighter and then overslept. Hopefully the remaining one-days are half as exciting.
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Old 03-14-2004, 11:13 AM
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The front page of all 4 newspapers I get at home have nothing but reports on the match.
You get 4 newspapers!!! Boy, talk about being up to date...

By the way, for any of you Dravid fans out there, a friend of mine predicted two balls before Dravid got out that he would get out on 99. Those of you who want an address and name will be given so for a certain price . Of course, he has already paid the price for his indiscretion many times over.
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Old 03-14-2004, 05:01 PM
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Those of you who want an address and name will be given so for a certain price . Of course, he has already paid the price for his indiscretion many times over.
Ah yes, this reminds me of the Toilet Law. The Toilet Law states that everytime I am made to stand in the loo, the opposing team will lose a wicket. I have spent many happy times not being allowed to leave the washroom just to help India's cause. The team and all you fans owe me big time.

A corollary to the Toilet Law is that I can never enter the TV room while India is batting. If I step inside it, we'll lose a wicket. My standing at the door and watching, however, does not endanger India's prospects.

Oh the trials and tribulations of being me....



Anyone else got something like this they do?
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:03 PM
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Sports-----the other opiate of the masses.
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:47 PM
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The entire frickin' nation is not working today... because of the India-Pakistan cricket match.

The front page of all 4 newspapers I get at home have nothing but reports on the match.

The roads are traffic free - a 10 minute ride to work today took less than half the time. The parking lots are empty. Most shops are closed.

Labour hasn't shown up at my construction site. Material supply came in at 8 a.m. for the first time in ages - the match started at 10 a.m.

Everyone I know is at home, bottles of beer in the fridge, air-conditioner on, watching the match.

And I'm sitting in the office. At least I have a TV here!
Gee! What happens when the commercials come on and everyone goes to the bathroom? With that large volume of people, I'll bet the effect of all those toilets flushing at once is responsible for tsunamis on the other side of the country! (just joking)
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Old 03-14-2004, 11:29 PM
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I miss Bombay.
So do I!

So what you're saying is that you watch India batting while standing outside the TV room, and that you watch the opposing team batting while standing inside the toilet...

Does it make a difference if you sit outside the TV room and sit in the toilet?
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Old 03-14-2004, 11:32 PM
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This really makes me miss my daily commute on the Western line
Actually, he was on a train back from Surat. How happy must he have been?
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Old 03-15-2004, 03:09 AM
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Bugger, I'm late. That was perhaps one of the best one-days I've ever seen (in my short history of being a cricket fan). Here's hoping the five remaining ODI's are just as impressive (with India winning every one, of course )
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:39 AM
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No Pakistanis on this board? Anyone supporting Pakistan at all?

It's more fun gloating when there's someone to gloat at
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:55 AM
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Interesting point. I don't think there are any Pakistanis on this board. Too bad, I guess someone has to switch sides
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Old 03-15-2004, 04:59 AM
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So what you're saying is that you watch India batting while standing outside the TV room, and that you watch the opposing team batting while standing inside the toilet...

Does it make a difference if you sit outside the TV room and sit in the toilet?
Oh shush. Don't make fun of The One. You have no idea how many matches I've won for India by standing in the loo.

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Bugger, I'm late. That was perhaps one of the best one-days I've ever seen (in my short history of being a cricket fan). Here's hoping the five remaining ODI's are just as impressive (with India winning every one, of course )
I have my reservations. Our bowlers are young, and they did not do a very good job in the first one-day. And then there's the matter of all the extras we got courtesy of the Pakistan bowlers: 30 extra runs and 30 extra balls (I think). That's five extra overs right there. So, I don't know... *shakes head*
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:08 AM
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Well, I guess we shouldn't be too worried aankh, we'll have you locked in the toilet
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Old 03-15-2004, 05:50 AM
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Oh shush. Don't make fun of The One. You have no idea how many matches I've won for India by standing in the loo.
We is just concerned for your well being and comfort, that's all! No need to get nasty with us
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Old 03-16-2004, 12:00 AM
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And it starts all over again today!

The scene is a little better on the roads, with traffic at normal levels, parking lots full up, etc. Hopefully aankh is not already in the toilet

Another 2 hours though, and it will be like it was most of last Saturday. This is a day-nigh match, so at least some work will be got done!

Incidentally, I read in yesterday's paper that a man actually died of a heart attck while watching Saturday's match. How can anyone get that involved in a sport?
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Old 03-16-2004, 12:03 AM
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[quote=gouda]And it starts all over again today![quote]

Today? Isn't the match tomorrow night?
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Old 03-16-2004, 12:08 AM
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Nyet. Nein. Non. Nope.

16th of March, 2004, 14:30 IST, according to my sources.
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:31 AM
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Oh crap! It's not going too well, is it?!
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Old 03-16-2004, 04:38 AM
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Ouchy. This is too painful to watch.

I thought Ganguly was sick?
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Old 03-16-2004, 05:38 AM
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I swear it's like he ain't using real words. Someone feel free to explain cricket scoring to me.
Should check out this thread's vocab: Congratulations, Nova Scotia!

Hurry! Hurry HARD!
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Old 03-16-2004, 06:45 AM
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Damn! I would understand more Spanish than the English in that thread!

All in all, I think the first innings could have ended a bit worse. As it is, 330 is chase-able score, going by what we saw in Karachi. We should be fine so long as we don't lose wickets early on. Dravid looked, to me, to be getting a little tired today - I hope it was only my imagination

Obviously aankh didn't spend enough time in the toilet during the first half!
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:10 AM
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Quick! Does anyone know a free audio feed for the matches?
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:15 AM
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Looks like we've lost this one. Oh well

Does anyone know when Harbhajan Singh is supposed to return, if he is to return at all? And why is he out?
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Old 03-16-2004, 11:26 AM
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Someone didn't spend enough time outside the TV room either!!

Seriously though, Pakistan was the better side today, right from the word go. Batted well, bowled well and fielded much better.

As much as I'd have like to see a 2-0 score, this deserved result makes it more exciting! There is much to look forward to...
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:17 AM
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Someone didn't spend enough time outside the TV room either!!
Stop persecuting me! I can't win everything!

But it was a beautiful game. That last minute effort by Balaji and Powar was excellent.
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:34 AM
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Stop persecuting me! I can't win everything!

But it was a beautiful game. That last minute effort by Balaji and Powar was excellent.
Excuses, excuses. I bet you came out to watch just when Powar and Balaji were smashing everything to the ropes.


Must figure out way to lock bathroom door
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