Hadn’t flown under the radar for me - I just didn’t want to talk about it. Cook and Prior (and possibly Compton in the second innings) notwithstanding, this was a dire, dire performance from selection on down.
They should have picked Panesar. Fat Sam is not a test match quality spinner - the second spinner should have been an attacking option, not a holding player.
Losing the toss didn’t help but then they proceeded to bowl dross for the opening session, allowig the game to almost immediately be taken away from them. It wasn’t quite as bad as Harmison with ball 1 of the 06/07 Ashes but it was pretty damn close. Broad, in particular, bowled like a drain and Bresnan is fine when there is something happening at the other end and he can bowl dry - not when there is nothing happening from the pitch or at the other end. Catching was terrible too - shelling chances all over the place.
Our batting in the first innings was absolutely terrible. Compton looked all at sea but gets a bit of a pass for digging in during the second innings. He’s not going to score quickly but he seems like he has the right temperament to deny himself the shots that will get him out. Trott looked woeful, surpassed only by Pietersen who has a certain amount of method (get down the track, try to take lbw out of the equation) but looked in the grip of madness when trying to lay bat on ball. Fat Sam got sawn off in both innings, so gets a pass. Cook and Prior, obviously were immaculate.
New paragraph for this as I can’t emphasise it enough. Ian Bell should not play again until he gets his head right. The shot he played to get out first ball in the first innings was the most moronic shot I have ever seen a test match bat play - certainly by someone with an average over 40. At 69-4 in reply to 500+, you should never play that shot. It’s not trying to establish yourself. It’s not trying to stamp your authority on the game. It’s utterly brainless. You probably shouldn’t be playing that shot at 369-4 chasing the Indian total. Understand this is just about shot selection. I haven’t even got on to the execution yet - which was also woeful. No control over the bat - witness how it turned in his hand on impact - head in the wrong place. FFS, he hadn’t even got far enough down to play that shot. Even then, there was a bailout option of just blocking the thing back - but no. Let’s go through with it anyway. He’s off for Test 2 to see his kid being born. He shouldn’t get back into the side when he comes back. A message needs to be sent that you’re responsible for your wicket and if you throw it away as needlessly as that, then you need to go and have a sit down.
Second innings we were OK ish but we’ve still only proved that 2 and a half of our batsmen (judgement reserved on Compton at the minute but positive signs in the second innings) can play spin in the subcontinent. We knew this would be an issue 12 months ago and nothing has been done to sort it out. This is compounded by the speed with which India knocked off the small target that they were set. They know what they are doing. We don’t. As simple as that.
Broad and Bresnan need to be dropped for the next game in my view. Finn to come in with Anderson as the pace options and Monty, Swann and Patel to spin it. It will weaken the batting line up somewhat but maybe the top order could do their job and score some runs in the knowledge that the lower order isn’t strong enough to help out. This is obviously just an armchair view - more than anything I need to see evidence that some thought has been put into selection (this isn’t anywhere else in the world: it’s India - look at what works for teams that succeed there and at least try to replicate it) and that the batsmen are keen to put some thought into the game.
ETA: Realised I have been most unsporting and not said anything about India. Well, they bossed us from ball one. Miles better than us and a thoroughly deserved win. Goot to see they have unearthed a new opener too. Pujara looks real class. Also thought that they did a good job with the bowling tactics, keeping a foot on the throat at all times. I just wish they would stop appealing for everything. This opposition to DRS is obviously just a plot to try and pressure the umpires. If they are so adamant something is out, let’s have a look at the DRS and we’ll find out.