It’s the first of the month again, and we know what that means: time to wish our Aries and Taurus Dopers a happy birthday! Brought to you by the new Executor of the SD Birthday Thread Tradition (i.e. yours truly), and that’s no April Fool!
Astroboy14
peri
Spoz
Maeglin
HerMajestyLorna
Greywolf73
Convict
MeanOldLady
InternetLegend
screech-owl
Demigoddess
burundi
tavalla
Sunglasses
JuanitaTech
vibrotronica
rjk
Gunslinger
slice
mouthbreather
BioHazard
little*bit
Troy McClure SF
tsarina
Crispy
Mr. Visible
pendagwen
Siegfried
MaxCarnage
brachyrhychos
Chrome Toaster
MercyStreet
Zunite
Simetra
Schnitte
FallFast
LeeJam
HoldenCaulfield
Shadez
Treviathan
reprise
irishgirl
KarlGrenze
Stephi
Already in Use
Otto
Vanilla Toast
sperfur
Omniscient
dragongirl
Wolfian
DirkGntly
ems
Krisfer the Cat
anya marie
Dirty Earthworm
catzpjs
Mystery Dog
WhetherMan
Kat Lady
Kal
ResIpsaLoquitor
Kinsey
LiquidChaos
Cassandra
Cruktar
Gangster Octupus
MEBuckner
Dazzling White Diamonds
tiggeril
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday” courtesy Flamsterette_X:
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
There was already a Demigoddess on the list, and I’m almost afraid to horn in on her month. You see, I lost my divine powers in a freak hunting accident…
Be advised that my client is prepared to take SWIFT and SURE legal action if all parties do not cease and desist any and all celebration of April birthdays immediately without payment of appropriate royalties.
If you wish to celebrate said birthdays, please remit the amount of “three-fiddy” to this address: The Loch Ness Monster, Le P.O. Box Trois, Nice, France.