Maybe they were just tenderising the meat for the Next To Last Supper.
Only if they were preparing passionpfeffer.
“Coming this December. The ecclesiastical event you’ve all been waiting for. Santa! Crucified!”
Not only his frocks flow red.
“St. Patrick’s Day leprechaun run down by mob, beaten with his own shillaligh.”
Well, it’s really good to see that some people have a real handle on the love and compassion angle of Christianity :rolleyes: I swear, it’s the rare stuff like that that casts the whole religion in a bad light!
In San Francisco, we would call that a BDSM party. Those sure are some pervy fundies.
Heh. Maybe the director is a closet furry…
That’s nothing! I heard that same group on Thanksgiving cooked a turkey and made people eat it!
I wonder if they’ll be doing the same thing to Santa in nine months time?
You got it! That was my first thought. This whole event combines so many fetishes in one … as I said to Eve, “where’s the auditions?”
Santa’s PREGNANT!? :eek:
Sure - he took the pagan springtime celebrations a bit far 
Had Ashcroft seen this, he would still be applauding. If public TV would present this program, Ashcroft would probably fund it out of his own pocket. I do dislike John Ashcroft.
Rare? Oh, please. It’s the nice, sane Christians who are the exceptions, it seems to me. Look at the huge number of Christians who think that Mel Gibson’s bloody horror show is about love and compassion, or who long for the death and suffering that will be unleashed on the innocent by the Rapture and can’t wait to rejoice on seeing people who disagree with them suffer for all eternity in their deity’s private dungeon.
Well, at least now I don’t feel so bad about burning that Jesus costume in my Wicker Man.
“Tooth Fairy gassed. Film at 11.”
Next stop, The Dark Ages.
" . . . an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs. Performers broke eggs meant for an Easter egg hunt and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman . . ."
Ah, Off-Off-Broadway. Seen a million shows like that because my friends were in them and “c’mon, you gotta fill the house, I’ll give you a free ticket!”
The other day I was in a bookstore and was seriously perturbed when I saw a children’s version, boxed set of several Left Behind books.