OK here it goes, and so what if everyone decides I am absolutely nuts. Perhaps they are even right.
I started shooting recently. Entirely new pastime for me. I inherited a Colt M1911a caliber .45 automatic pistol. The guy at the range tells me mine was manufactured in 1943, and the magazine in it was made in 1917, or 1918. I bought the usual accouterments, some spare magazines, ear protectors, a holster, a trigger lock, a cleaning kit, (Hey, this stuff is getting expensive even with the free pistol!) Ammo. (You go through ammo really fast, if you start out as a fairly bad shot.) Membership at the range, targets, (which last longer, if you are a bad shot.) and then you find out about different types of bullets.
Internet time! So, I look up bullets, and ammunition, and read a few hundred pages of semi technical stuff.
OK, so I buy special ammunition for theoretical non target shooting (called “home defense” among my new circle of acquaintances) because I find out that they (the special bullets) won’t penetrate two sheets of drywall, so I will therefore not kill my roommates or neighbors whilst gunning down the intruders that have stupidly waited through the entire first half century of my life while I was unarmed, and choose now to intrude. Glazers, they are called, I think. (The bullets, I mean. The intruders are called “dead guys.”) Turns out, in addition to not going through walls, they are extra deadly to folks on this side of the wall, compared to FMJ bullets. (I had to throw in a newly acquired jargon acronym, sorry.) However, they are more expensive. Like six of them cost more than fifty of the ordinary ones. A magazine holds 7. Doesn’t that just figure. I buy 24, and shoot three to make sure they shoot like the other ones. They do.
So, I shop a bit at the range every Wednesday, after shooting fifty rounds of cheap ammunition. (I keep the expensive stuff at home, waiting for the intruders.) I see the new laser targeted light weight 38 revolver. Very cool, and I am sure I would shoot much better with a laser. The guy offers me a straight up trade for my pistol. Ah, I get it. It’s actually worth something. Cool. But unless he can get my Grandfather to carry the new one around in a war, I think I will keep this one, thanks.
Then the free range wierdo part of my brain kicks in. I check for the existence of actual silver bullets. The Lone Ranger made his own, I know. But, hey, this is the twenty first century. I Google “Silver Bullets.” Don’t bother. Lots of politics, medicine, economics, business, and bullshit. No bullets. One brand name of bullet, but they aren’t made of silver, they are just called that. So, I ask the guys at the range. I get fifteen minutes about how there ain’t no point in silver bullets, cause they would be this or that, or some other thing wrong with them. No, no one sells them, and no one makes them.
Now I ask you, which is worse, to feel silly because you have a silver bullet, and you don’t really need one, or to feel silly because you really need a silver bullet, and you don’t have one? Well, I asked the guys at the range, and one of them said: “You get the silver, I’ll reload you the bullets.” So, obsessive behavior is no stranger in my house, and I go price silver. Right away it gets more complicated. Do werewolves care if you use 92.5 percent silver? I can get casting shot at 92.5 percent. But 999 fine cost more, and only comes as wire. (Let’s not even talk bullion. Those folks are nuts. I ain’t collecting the stuff, I want to melt it.)
So, it turns out that enough silver to cast a dozen bullets is going to run me a hundred dollars, delivered. Then I have to find out how much my range buddy wants for loading a dozen hand cast bullets. I chose a dozen, because I want to shoot one, to be sure that they work, and I need seven to fill a magazine, and I figure that leaves me four, to sell.
So, my real question is how much can I get for silver bullets, on an open market? Can I sell them on E-bay? Can I mail them USPS? How do I make sure the buyer isn’t a juvenile? How do I make sure that the Werewolf Anti Defamation League doesn’t get my name on their list? Am I totally out of my mind?
Anyone want a silver bullet?
Tris