The Straight Dope

Go Back   Straight Dope Message Board > Main > In My Humble Opinion (IMHO)

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-30-2004, 02:46 PM
screech-owl screech-owl is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Sabbatical City
Posts: 4,611
If you see this on my list, CROSS IT OFF for me!!!!

I have re-organized my kitchen and pantry, and found lots of foodstuff that is still good, they'd just migrated out of sight or got separated from the rest of the herd, so I thought I was out of them (except for number #6 - see below). I will not have to buy any of these for a long time:
  • Paper towels (9 rolls)
  • Alfredo sauce (various flavors - 6 jars)
  • Tuna in water (12 cans)
  • 75 watt light bulbs (4 2-packs -- I have two sockets that use max 75 watts)
  • Boxes of garbage bags (4 lawn & leaf; 3 tall white kitchen bags)
  • Rice (dingding!) -A-Roni The San Francisco Treat (18 boxes - they were on very good sale, and I was SWT**!)
  • Grated Parmesan cheese (3 bottles)
  • Sweet Bread-n-Butter pickles (4 large jars)
  • Catsup (3 unopened bottles)
  • Polaner All-Fruit Not Jelly (5 jars - only have 1 jar of peanut butter at the moment)

(I'm not even including the excess office supplies from when I organized a few weeks ago - those are heading to various teachers I know who would appreciate them a lot.)

I don't shop at one of the bulk food places: this is just one of those, 'damn, do I have this already or don't I and do I really want to make another trip to the store?' decisions. I think I shall now carry two shopping lists: one of what I desperately need, and one of THINGS I SHALL NOT BUY NO MATTER HOW GOOD OF A BARGAIN THEY ARE BECAUSEI HAVE TOO FREAKIN' MANY IN THE PANTRY AS IT IS!!!!

Just curious: what's on YOUR "don't need" list? Anything you want to trade?



** Shopping Whille Tired, not a good thing to do.
Reply With Quote
Advertisements  
  #2  
Old 05-30-2004, 03:25 PM
Athena Athena is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: da UP, eh
Posts: 11,757
For a while there I always remembered that we were out of kleenex, but never remembered that I had bought them last week. Plus, Mr. Athena moved some of 'em to a different spot, so when I did remember to go look and see if I had bought them last week, the place where I keep the spare boxes was empty. So we now have a whole pile of kleenex.
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 05-30-2004, 03:53 PM
duffer duffer is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
OK, really, who the hell needs 18 boxes of Rice-A-Roni?!?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 05-30-2004, 03:56 PM
screech-owl screech-owl is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Sabbatical City
Posts: 4,611
I told you I was tired.

(Hmmm. Food bank is a good idea.)
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 05-30-2004, 04:01 PM
Otto Otto is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Madison WI
Posts: 22,506
You could use the tuna, Rice-a-Roni, alfredo sauce and cheese to make a casserole, and then use a trash bag to get rid of the resulting disgusting mess!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 05-30-2004, 04:10 PM
screech-owl screech-owl is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Sabbatical City
Posts: 4,611
Actually Otto, that sounds like the cooking I was used to before I learned how to cook for myself (who am I kidding - I STILL cannot cook well!). (former)Roommate used to make "Pantry Surprise": kick the door of the pantry and the first six (edible) items that fell out went into the Dutch oven for (multiple days) dinner. Example: Macaroni & cheese with tuna, kidney beans, corn, green beans, taco seasoning, with a bit of grated parmesan cheese for taste (he caught the can of mushrooms before they hit the floor - he hated mushrooms, but I love them - personally, I think they would have added to the melange).
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 05-30-2004, 04:26 PM
Sattua Sattua is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Waiting in my linen closet, I have two full-size tubes of toothpaste, six toothbrushes, three packages of dental floss, three sticks of deoderant, five bars of soap, four bottles of acidophilus capsules, two of Mr. Clean, and a whole spare box of Swiffer WetJet pads. I feel sooooo incredibly safe.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 05-30-2004, 05:03 PM
Otto Otto is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Madison WI
Posts: 22,506
Yeah, I've done the five-can casserole a few times myself. I still do the occassional faked-up casserole along those lines and while I'm sure it has zero nutritional value, depending on the size of the cans, I can get a few days' worth of meals out of it.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 05-30-2004, 07:11 PM
jellyblue jellyblue is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 1,284
Suffice it to say that when WWIII breaks out, you all should begin making your way to my house where you will be able to survive indefinitely without ever going outside. That includes toilettries.

I really should check before I make a grocery list!!
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 05-30-2004, 07:41 PM
racinchikki racinchikki is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
We have enough paper towels to last us months. That's on purpose, though. We buy 'em in big old packs from Target. It's kind of a bad thing, though, because then we forget that the paper towels are not a self-renewing resource. "Run out of paper towels? Ha! We will NEVER run out of paper towels! We have paper towels enough for the entire population of The Netherlands - TWICE! Our paper towels are PERPETUAL!" And then we actually do get down to the last roll, and it is like the Apocalypse. "There are no paper towels! The paper towels are gone! THIS CANNOT BE!!!!!"

I'm always buying margarine. "Do I have enough butter? I'm not sure, and I don't want to get halfway through some cookies or a pot of macaroni and cheese or something and not have enough. I'd better get a pound." Then I get home and realize I've done the same thing every time I went to the store for three months. Luckily margarine lasts a good long time if refrigerated properly.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 05-30-2004, 09:17 PM
LouisB LouisB is offline
Charter Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: Seminole, FL
Posts: 8,017
At the moment, I have eighteen cans of green beans, twelve cans of corn, 4 cans of asparagus, 15 cans of crushed tomatos, 18 frozen buttefly pork chops, two six pound roasts, two frozen briskets and about eight pounds of ground beef. I also have 24 rolls of paper towels and 36 rolls of toilet paper. Not to mention five tubes of toothpaste, eight spare tooth brushes, 2 gallons of milk, 48 cans of diet Pepsi, 22 bottles of GatorAde, and 24 cans of Coke Classic. I will go shopping again in the next few days, although I don't know what I will buy.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 05-30-2004, 09:20 PM
twickster twickster is online now
Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space
Moderator
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 36,560
Did you know you can return things to the grocery store if you haven't opened them? I bought sage two weeks in a row because I remembered I'd run out, but forgot I was on top of the situation.

Okay, I gather we're excluding things we bought in full knowlege of how many we'd have when we were done? (I'm thinking of the six boxes of tampons I bought when they were really, really on sale.)

My worst is canned, diced tomatoes -- good for throwing in to soup, chili, spaghetti sauce, casseroles, pantry suprise, etc. Seven cans at last count -- I'd prefer not to go see whether it's higher or lower at this particular moment.
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 05-30-2004, 09:44 PM
silenus silenus is offline
Hoc nomen meum verum non est.
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: SoCal
Posts: 36,614
It's bathroom stuff that does me in. I can't get through Costco without "forgetting" that I already have 7 sticks of deoderant and 12 bars of soap at home already. I have enough Worchestershire Sauce for a thousand Bloody Marys. I'm assuming that my hot sauce collection doesn't count?

Oh, and pepper. I some always think that in the event of nuclear war, I will be able to trade spices for things. Comes from being a History teacher I guess.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 05-30-2004, 10:04 PM
Athena Athena is online now
Charter Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: da UP, eh
Posts: 11,757
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sattua
Waiting in my linen closet, I have two full-size tubes of toothpaste, six toothbrushes, three packages of dental floss, three sticks of deoderant, five bars of soap, four bottles of acidophilus capsules, two of Mr. Clean, and a whole spare box of Swiffer WetJet pads. I feel sooooo incredibly safe.

Hmmmm... maybe we can actually make some progress with this thread. I've FORGOTTEN to buy dental floss the last 4 times I went to the store. You wouldn't by any chance need some kleenex, would you? We could arrange a trade!
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 05-31-2004, 01:48 AM
percypercy percypercy is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
I never ever need to buy soap again. I have bar soap, big lumps of soap that are supposed to look like rocks, liquid soap, gel soap... do I need to go on? And yet every time I go to the drug store I look at the soaps. It's some sort of fetish.
-Lil
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 05-31-2004, 06:35 PM
Zsofia Zsofia is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Mustard. I don't know why I always think we have no mustard. And then I don't see it in the fridge, so I open it and it has to stay in the fridge. I have some sort of congenital mustard blindness, I guess.

I'm bad about salsa, too.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 05-31-2004, 08:59 PM
Tikki Tikki is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
I sort of envy you guys. I live in a tiny studio apartment with almost zero storage space. Right now, there are three rolls of paper towels living under my table because there's nowhere else to put them. They have a box of tall kitchen bags for company. My Dad likes to visit my sister when she's working at Costco and he winds up keeping the three of us well supplied with such things. Usually I have several boxes of Kleenex because of him too but I finally actually ran out.

I was digging through my cupboard and found two cans of Mandarin oranges in the back. I ate one yesterday and one today. There's still a couple of cans of black olives back there, a can of salmon, a couple cans of soup that I don't particularly like (I know: Why did I buy them?), a box of Bisquick that must be close to expiring, two cans of pineapple, a can of cranberry/apple stuff from a muffin mix, ditto a packet of poppy seeds, blueberry muffin mix, the obliglatory box of Rice-a-Roni and....a can of almond paste from when I got into a baking frenzy several years ago.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 06-01-2004, 06:55 PM
Lambo Lambo is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Quote:
Originally Posted by racinchikki
I'm always buying margarine. "Do I have enough butter? I'm not sure, and I don't want to get halfway through some cookies or a pot of macaroni and cheese or something and not have enough. I'd better get a pound." Then I get home and realize I've done the same thing every time I went to the store for three months. Luckily margarine lasts a good long time if refrigerated properly.
Hehehe. Growing up, my mother would always buy margarine when it was on sale, which was every other week, it seemed. And she wouldn't buy one box, oh no. It was always at LEAST three, usually four. Well, three to four pounds of margerine every two or three weeks has a tendency to build up, after a while (even though EVERYTHING'S better with Blue Bonnet on it). Luckily, we had the deep freeze in the basement, which can hold a LOT of margerine, in addition to the fish, wildlife, and garden veggies that would rotate in and out every year. Well, with three of four kids out of the house, and my stepfather passing away, there isn't as much need for margarine as there was, so she can dig into the stock. I think she is just now finishing out the stuff from the first Bush administration.

Having grown up in an area where people took winter seriously, I am accustomed to having large amounts of...everything on hand. Unfortunately, my wife is the same way, and that CostCo membership is pretty darn cheap. Oh well, we save money at their gas pumps, anyway.
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 06-01-2004, 07:30 PM
Sattua Sattua is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Quote:
Originally Posted by Athena
Hmmmm... maybe we can actually make some progress with this thread. I've FORGOTTEN to buy dental floss the last 4 times I went to the store. You wouldn't by any chance need some kleenex, would you? We could arrange a trade!
Oh, and I have three unopened boxes of kleenex
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 06-02-2004, 05:49 PM
BurnMeUp BurnMeUp is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Mar 1999
The following items are always purchased in excess:
Taco Sauce - I currently have an open container in the fridge and 4 unopened in the pantry
Mayo - 3 jars and counting
Kleenex - always 3 boxes around
Pasta - of various varieties

This is countered by the items I always forget i need ALWAYS - this ends up with a second trip to the store:
Tomato paste
Butter
Paper Towels
Deodorant

Then there are the feast or famine items... either I run out, or I have so many items people think I am starting to stockpile for the revolution:
TP
Bottled Water
Microwave popcorn
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Old 06-02-2004, 09:03 PM
The Asbestos Mango The Asbestos Mango is offline
Guest
 
Join Date: Jan 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by screech-owl
I have re-organized my kitchen and pantry, and found lots of foodstuff that is still good, they'd just migrated out of sight or got separated from the rest of the herd, so I thought I was out of them (except for number #6 - see below). I will not have to buy any of these for a long time:
  • Paper towels (9 rolls)
  • Alfredo sauce (various flavors - 6 jars)
  • Tuna in water (12 cans)
  • 75 watt light bulbs (4 2-packs -- I have two sockets that use max 75 watts)
  • Boxes of garbage bags (4 lawn & leaf; 3 tall white kitchen bags)
  • Rice (dingding!) -A-Roni The San Francisco Treat (18 boxes - they were on very good sale, and I was SWT**!)
  • Grated Parmesan cheese (3 bottles)
  • Sweet Bread-n-Butter pickles (4 large jars)
  • Catsup (3 unopened bottles)
  • Polaner All-Fruit Not Jelly (5 jars - only have 1 jar of peanut butter at the moment)

(I'm not even including the excess office supplies from when I organized a few weeks ago - those are heading to various teachers I know who would appreciate them a lot.)
<snip>
Just curious: what's on YOUR "don't need" list? Anything you want to trade?



** Shopping Whille Tired, not a good thing to do.
OK, you said foodstuffs.

Paper towels, 75 watt light bulbs, garbage bags, sweet bread-n-butter pickles and office supplies are not foodstuffs (although my mother might think the bread-n-butter pickles qualify, but she's mentally ill and unfit to judge these things. She also doesn't like getting massages.)

Anyhoo, I have sixteen packages of Ramen Noodles. I might just be persuaded to let a few of them go for some of the Rice-a-Roni and a jar of the All-fruit not jelly stuff.
__________________
Go, Speed Racer
Go, Speed Racer
The power of Christ compels you--Manduck

When the big one drops and we're living on rats and dandelions I want you in my mutant army! - astro
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:19 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Send questions for Cecil Adams to: cecil@chicagoreader.com

Send comments about this website to: webmaster@straightdope.com

Terms of Use / Privacy Policy

Advertise on the Straight Dope!
(Your direct line to thousands of the smartest, hippest people on the planet, plus a few total dipsticks.)

Publishers - interested in subscribing to the Straight Dope?
Write to: sdsubscriptions@chicagoreader.com.

Copyright © 2013 Sun-Times Media, LLC.